You kidding.... Thats not me

Hi Readers,

“Hey Nakul, yesterday I saw you with a girl,” said my friend, I had this proud smile on my face thinking that its good he thinks I am with some girl, but soon it disappeared when he said “and the girl was not good looking at all”. All friends laughed and I was feeling like someone shot me but I had to say something so I said “Dude you kidding.... Thats not me may be you say someone else looking similar to me”.

I am not really sure that how many of you do this but this is what I usually say when I am involved in such a troublesome situation. Blame that to your doppelgangers that is the best thing. Well I don't know how many of your friends try to kick your asses in different ways but that is what happens in my friends group where we target a person each day for such a special treatment. The most unusual thing is if someone supported you, that means its your lucky day. Quite frankly I never understood why my friends don't see me with a hot girl, there is always some ugly girl.

Other than this there are most situation that I don't claim of me being myself. This situation is when my teenage pics are revealed to my friends, well this is totally my mistake, I misplace them. SO if they get it they say “Hey dude who is this freaky person, is it you”, I had to respond saying “Thats not me, its someone else”. My friends said “Who someone, this has to go on Facebook its you I am sure”, I said “Are you a cop or something, its my brother”. Well Its better that my teenage photoes never match with me and that is why my friends believe it otherwise it is a kill me situation.

So the motive behind all of the above blah blah crap is that “Never accept of you being you when you sense the situation is going to make you feel like a joker”. I accept that most of it is not going to make a sense but I had to write something to make you understand the whole point. I hope to receive your comments and like. If you wish you can share this as well.

Thanks

Nakul

Money and Mentality

Hi Readers,

I always had this question in my mind but today I really feel like asking it. I have never understood this thing that why we all feel cravings for money? I am quite sure you would say that its an idiotic question but let me tell you it is not. This thought came to my mind after a very recent incident. Well I cannot discuss the incident in detail but I would let you know a summary on it so to make you understand the fairness of the question. So the incident is like "I had to do some collection of money from a group of people and so I went to their desk and asked for the amount of money but their reaction was like I had shot them and they seemed quite surprised".

I can totally understand that reaction when I have not given them sufficient time but here this was not the case. So as far as I am concerned I am not wrong on any perspective. The most irritating thing is when everyone is asking silly question and provide such irritating suggestion for a very less amount which even a poor guy can pay. Well as far as suggestions are concerned, I feel like saying to them that why don’t you come forth and take this responsibility and follow your hectic suggestion.

I have always thought that we have many other things to give priority in life other than money and these things are as below-

1-      Family and Friends (Live for them)

2-      Chocolates (Fight for them), as far as I am concerned I will fight you for any sweet.

3-      Anime shows and Video Games (Love them)

4-      Magic, Movies, and Music (Always have Time for them)

5-      Sleep (Whenever you get time)

6-      Work (Until and unless It is not going to kill you and will not stop you from doing above 5)

I thought of adding Studies and Reading books but I don’t like doing it, I feel sleepy when doing reading stuff so no point of that. I hope you all are not interested in money like a crazy person. Always keep this in your mind feel like Bill Gates at every point even you have no money, just try not to spend like him. Its all about how you feel.

I hope you all like my post and please comment if you have anything in mind to add in.

Thanks

Nakul

Linux: The ‘|’ symbol

Hi Readers,

As many of the Linux users or to be precise UNIX users use combination of UNIX commands on shell to get a desired output. This is done by using ‘|’ symbol called as ‘PIPE’, but I am quite sure that most of you won’t know about this symbol and what it actually is and how it works. So let me tell you all what it is and what it does when you write some command like below-

ls –lrt | tail -3

The pipe symbol is an inter-process communication mechanism in UNIX which is known as ‘PIPE’. This pipe works only for inter process communication between two or more child process having a common parent process and not when there are two different parent processes for two child process separately. The basic functioning of pipe is shown in below diagram-

 

You need to remember that pipes are unidirectional in nature and therefore if one side (or descriptor) is taken for writing it will be fixed and other side is used for reading. When two different processes communicate that is to say parent process writes to pipe and child process reads from pipe then the diagrammatic representation is as below-

In the similar way the two way communication can be achieved where child also writes and parent reads but to achieve this you need to use two pipes, here one will not work. So the above diagram can be modified as below-

Now you are aware of communication using pipe and therefore there are two question which comes forth-

1-      How these UNIX command work using pipes?

2-      Since pipes does not work for two different parent process criteria then how this command actually gets executed?

So the answer for the first question is that when we write command like ls –lrt | tail -3, two separate process are created as you all may know that each command is created as a process. Here the two processes are P1=> ls –lrt and P2=> tail -3. So what happens is that output from P1 is stored in pipe which is read by P2 and P2 uses it as an input to its command and displays the output. Not only these two processes are present when this command is executed but also parent process is available which is called as ‘shell’. Since shell is common parent process the pipe works properly in this scenario and this answers the second question. To explain you the overall process below diagram will help-

Now I am sure that this may clarify your concepts on pipe and if you still have any queries, you are most welcome to ask them. I hope to receive your comments.

Thanks

Nakul

Linux: Downloading

Hi Readers,

Before I begin with anything, for your ease and proper navigation, I would let you all know that you can identify any topic on Linux by following the below syntax-

Linux: <topic_name>

Well the topic today we will discuss is on how to perform Download operation in Linux operating system. There are two kinds of downloading we perform-

• Download using torrents
• Direct downloading (means we download anything from a link available on website and not like we download a file and then again download using that file)

Download using Torrents

Like Windows has many torrent download applications in similar way Linux has application called as “Transmission”. You can try it for your Linux version whether its available or not. It works like uTorrent and supports mostly all features available in uTorrent.

Direct Downloading

This is a hard part since Linux lacks in download managers and mostly all available download managers for Linux are bunch of craps. If you are a windows user then you would know about IDM, FDM, and other download managers. Well Linux has nothing like this here and most download managers in Linux just claim resume support but none can do that as far as I have checked them. But there are few techniques to follow and get this resuming of task completed in Linux. You can try using command prompt in Linux and you can try a command called as “wget” in Linux.

Wget supports tons of features but the best one is how to use it for resuming a download. You only need to know one command always and that is “wget -c <download_link>”. Copy a download_link and paste it in the command line in the above format and press enter. If you have stopped the download and want to resume the download then run the same command again and you will see it resumes. Well there are also other functions of wget in accordance to internet and if you wish to learn it all then open your Linux command prompt and type “man wget” to know more.

There is one other type of downloading that you might be doing mostly and that is capturing online videos and songs. To get this thing done in Linux use “Mozilla Firefox” as your web browser and download a addon named as “Flashgot”. It is helpful in capturing online videos and songs. Once you have downloaded it, you would see it blinking on the status bar of your browser as soon as you open a webpage with videos, just click on the blinking icon and start the download you want and even you can chose the download manager for the download using flashgot. (Note:- This same task works for Mozilla Firefox on Windows Operating System).

Well I hope this downloading tutorial will help you all. You can send in your comments and suggestions or may be any question regarding this topic.

Thanks

Nakul

The Cellphone Man

Hi Readers,

I have been wondering these days that we all people are so much indulged in our little plaything called as “Mobile phone” that we don't even pay attention to our surrounding. Well this post is on Mr. X though it applies to us all. So, as I told you that Mr. X loves his laptop very much, in similar way he is addicted to his mobile phone. Well he is so much involved in his mobile phone that he won't listen to any of the chat going on in our little social group. So I have decided to initiate a hiring process for his replacement. You can send in your nomination in the post comment section.

So jokes apart. Mr. X has been warned by many of us that please avoid use of mobile phone when you are with us but he won't pay attention to us. Therefore, I came up with this name for him “The Cellphone Man”. The question here is how can we call him a cellphone man, so there are few symptoms we came across in the cellphone man which can be listed as below-

• Uses mobile phones at lunch, dinner and at any place or time of stomach filling.
• Talks on mobile phones while walking on road at most of the time and is unaware of his surrounding.
• Uses Facebook on mobile phones more times than on PC.
• Uses wats-app every time, and gets internet recharge only to use wats-app.
• Will pay all mobile phone bills on time even missing out any electricity bill payments.
• Gets commented and warned on not using mobile phones by people who don't know him at places where there is no restriction on use of mobile phones.
• Most important part is that misses out any updates on friends during social chat. Only responds with “hmm... hmm...” every time.

I would advise you all to look around yourself and check whether or not you are surrounded by such “Cellphone man”. May be you are yourself a “Cellphone man”. There are more things in life than a cellphone or internet so please think and act beyond that 4 inch screen of your mobile phone.

I hope you are not such a person. Awaiting your comments and may be you can add some more points in the symptom list.

Thanks

Nakul

Task, Program, Process, and Thread

Hi Readers,

This post is purely technical and operating system related so, please be aware.  If you don't like technical so just leave. Well I have seen people getting confused between these four terms related to operating system. So, let me clarify this doubt by sharing my knowledge and concept. You will not find any strong definition here, I would just explain you the concept. So these terms are Task, Program, Process and Thread. The hierarchy goes like this below diagram

A Task is a set of Program loaded in memory.

A Program is a Passive entity that is its like a group of process residing in secondary storage.

A Process is a part of Program currently in execution.

A Thread is much more smaller division of this Process.

Task/Process/Thread are active entity that means they are loaded in primary memory where as Program is a Passive entity which is in secondary memory. Therefore at most places you won't find any details on these four at the same time.

Lets take an example- When you open applications they form tasks that is to say that you opened MS word, windows media player, and some other application. Now when these individual applications like MS word was not opened it was like program residing in secondary storage. Once you open MS word it gets loaded to RAM and forms a process. So the question comes where is thread, the thread is like smaller entity in this process that is when you write something on MS word you would see spell checker showing errors, so these spell checkers are like Threads.

So to summarize you can say that a Process and Program are more over the same thing only difference is that one is term for application in primary memory and the other for application in secondary storage. (Note:- Application in previous sentence refers to any executable code). So the diagram to explain all the stuff above is as below-

I hope that this post clarifies your concept. Please come up with any question regarding this. I will surely try to solve that.

Thanks

Nakul

Me, You and All

Hi Readers,

Before I start writing something in this post, let me clarify that whatever I am going to write here might have some weight for me at the very moment but I am sure that it will be a blah blah at other time for me. It often happens in life that people face certain moments in life that makes them aware of some life altering facts and truth which may be for their own or for someone else. Well I am also like you so I have this feeling as well. But the problem here is I may not be correct.

Well it happens sometimes I feel sad about my own problems and sometimes for others also. Now I don't feel like writing on this topic since all those feelings are now gone. But still I would let you all know my thoughts a little. There is a dialogue in the Bollywood movie “Om Shanti Om” which I don't remember word by word but that is a very true dialogue. The dialogue goes something like this “Our life is like a movie at the end it all ends well and if doesn't end well then its not the end”. Most of the problems just go means they just vanish if you just take an initiative. You might say that what type of initiative or what the hell is this to do with problems. Well problems or moments of pain or sorrow are like villains in the movie, when the actor attempts to take care of them by himself, he wins. So its exactly like that the only thing required is to try to overcome those sorrow. I can assure you if you are really trying, you will win for sure but it might take time so be patient.

Well mostly I haven't taken any initiative to suppress those sorrow or problematic feelings of mine but still for some cases I did and it was a success. Well I have observed for myself that I try to compete with everyone whom I may or may not know but still I compete them mentally. Mentally in the sense that its not physically seen by others, its only in my mind and heart. Well I fail many times and therefore I create my own sorrowful days. There is also a lack in this “Competition attitude” that I don't compete when it should be done in actual rather it happens at times when there should not be any point of it. This is my personal observation and I am not a therapists to tell these. But I would surely take in your suggestions on the solution you may think of for this issue.

Here you go as I told you my observation of my problem, I declare it here that I would like you all to come forward and share your feeling and problems. May be for these problems I or may be anyone can have a solution.

So please comment and share your issues. I would try to get some solution for your problems. These problems can be in any nature not necessarily on life but on any topic. Lets open our mind.

Thanks

Nakul

Life of Pieeeee : Confused

Hi Readers,

I am pretty sure that most of you have watched and even liked the movie “The Life of Pie”. But I am not among this group of you all since I have not watched this movie. Well there are some good reasons for this, first of all being time constraint. As some of you might have this feeling whenever you go for a movie that you design a story of the movie in mind. If you say that “No I haven't done this” then its fine because that is what I usually deduce from the movie title. Still I have been thinking that if I am not aware of the story and genre of this movie then what are all possible scenarios I can think for this movie.

First of all, I am not sure whether the movie has a “e” in “Pie” or not. But if it has a “e”, then first thing that came to my mind is that is it a sequel to “The American Pie” Movie series. If yes, then all of the unrated things are fun to watch. I would give extra money to watch this piece of pie. It was a hard luck since no sexy pie is included here. Well humans start with this pie and enjoy having the pie life long. All hail "the american Pie".

The second thing that came to my mind is may be its a mathematics related movie but after hearing a lot of success I thought why are people interested in life of Pie. So what I thought is to tell them that "friends its 22/7 or you can go to 3.14............->i don't know when its life ends. Quite frankly no one knows this pie's ends. Genre wise I thought its a documentary or some kind of autobiography but the real piece of shit is when I saw the poster which had three characters a boy, a tiger and a boat. After seeing this poster I felt like its on The Jungle book and they have renamed mougli to pie perhaps.

I hope that all these pie-ce by piece thoughts are liked by you. Awaiting your comments.

Thanks

Nakul

Stealing Ideas

Hi Readers,

Mr. X is a fan of novel, stories and other books. So we usually visit book stores and therefore this story is about the books. Well I always feel boring when I had to visit a book store and I feel tired when I even pick up a book. This is what I think most of us would claim. Though I have a friend who claims that when he is not able to sleep he opens a book and as soon as he starts reading he falls asleep. I am not sure how much truthful he is. So this time when I visited the book store, I felt like stealing ideas from novel to write my own book.

So I decided to steal some ideas from Philosophical section and therefore I picked up some books. Well its quite tough to understand them. This section was completely alien for me. So, I just left it. Better luck next time for philosophy.  Then I moved to Romantic section, what surprised me the most was that all books were on love story or either on break up story that too with a love agenda. All novels in this section are nearly same, cannot do much about that. So I picked up a single book to just check it out but this is what happened “Oh that is a nice story, but wait its a movie story, what was the title again, crap its 'PS I Love You'”. Here is what my stats say, 30-40% books had a movie story. These stats are prepared by checking only first 10 books at random order.

No animal love books in romantic section. So after looking here and there I got books on animals and that too National Geographic books. Well I can watch TV for that. Then came mythological section, this section is holy and stealing from gods is not a great idea so I left it. Moving ahead I went to this fiction and non-fiction section, all books were mixed in such a way that even no one can guess whether its fictional or non fictional. Suddenly I felt that the place got really crowded in this section, well 60% of total people in book store are found in this section.

You know what I think the best section in the whole book store is? Its the magazine section, but even here the problem is that there were no playboy magazines, I planned to steal some different idea here. So I declared it a rough day, stealing ideas is too hard. I did a go through of this complete book store within half an hour and Mr. X was still searching for the book and it felt like he is searching soul-mate for two hours.

I hope you liked my unsuccessful stealing of ideas and I hope to receive your comments.

Thanks

Nakul

Big, Bigger, Biggest

Hi Readers,

The Advancement in technology has made our life really easy. Now in the present day, we have gadgets available for nearly every use. There was a time when to complete even a smaller task, a person used to invest ample amount of time but now its a total change. But lets not discuss the pros and cons for technology here, it is of no use right now. So, lets discuss a few things or changes that I noted has occurred with the advancement of technology.

Now the first and only thing that we would discuss here is size of gadgets, this is quite crucial part so let me give you an exact example which would be phones. If you look at the phones, 60 - 70 years back, then you would know that we used to have non portable telephones which were having cords so it was not possible to go as far as 1-3 meters. These telephones are still present with us and I feel these will continue to perish as long as human race exists. Then came this cordless phone, partly portable in nature but still limited range. Afterwards came a pager device which I believe was the first messaging kind of gadget. Well I might be wrong with pagers as I never used it and I don't care to google it. So lets skip it.

Then came this portable phones called as mobile phones or cell phones, which were easy to carry and no limited range. But the only issue with them was that they looked bigger then your palm and would do only one function that was making calls and receiving calls. So, after a long time of research and years of advancement gave us small sized mobile phones if you go back 6-7 years perhaps but even they had limited functions. Therefore, there functioning was increased and we got multitasking capable android phone, iphones and other A B C D phones. But since functioning increased, the size again increased for these phones and now we have these 5 inches or more screen size phones which do not fit in our pockets and to solve this pocket issue sometimes we need to buy new trousers. I know you would not believe me but let me tell you that I have seen such people who don't buy trousers as per their size but the trousers whose pockets are large enough to fit their phones. Again we have such phones or let say tablets which work as phones so when we talk, they hide our face completely. I even feel that someday we will have transformers type phones and gadgets which would transform as per our need. Well that would be fun to watch.

So, start buying smaller phones. I hope you like it and comments.

Thanks

Nakul

What the Frak?

Hi Readers,

Now a days I am watching a very popular TV show series “Battlestar Gallactica”. Well I hope that some of you might have watched or even heard of this show. For those who are aware of it, let me specify that I am talking about the re-imagined series which started in 2003. The story is really nice and animation sequence is good as per the year of its creation. But today we are not going to talk about what is good or great in it but instead lets talk about what I find unusual in the show.

So for past few weeks I have noted that the characters in this show use the word “frak”. I tried to search it over the internet that what it meant but there is no such meaning for this word which would make it meaningful in those sentences in which it is used. Even when I am typing this word, the blogger's spell checker shows its wrong. Later on after seeing more and more episodes I really got this word's usage and the correct spelling. So previously I thought that they are saying "Frack". This word is used as a replacement for a popular obscene word that starts with “F” and end with “K”. If you are guessing it as facebook, then you are completely wrong, but general public daily uses it. If you didn't get my point then I can not help you more than that since this is a public viewing site and you are a dumb. Even though use of this word really makes it funny in the show when characters say “Motherfrakker”, or “What the Frak”.

Also the show has this story line which involves “God”. Well up till now I did not understand why the characters are after gods and that too Greek gods specially. Its very confusing and irritating to watch it when for everything they relate it to God. Even in real life we don't say “God” so many times than what they have used in reel life. Also seeing this show after watching movies like Terminator and star trek really makes me think that whether these two movies were made up from this show or was this show a combination of these two movies. But never the less, I am still loving the story line of this show.

I hope to receive your reviews and comments.

Thanks

Nakul

The Silent Buzzzz

Hi Readers,

If we pay attention to our surrounding we always hear some tone or a new musical rhythm  Well nature has always been a powerful musician and but there are these sounds which we often here if we pay attention to it. Right now if you just pay attention to your wall clock you will surely hear the ticking sound, don't tell me you can not hear if you have a electronic wall clock. Now if you try not to listen it, it will not be possible for you to do that unless you listen or do something more attentive. Other than this there are more sounds you can hear the one coming from your ceiling fan's blade cutting the air.

I have mostly noticed in traffic jams that there is always some rhythm created by blowing horns. Well these sounds are for matter created by man made objects and are not part of naturally occurring sounds. But many creatures are there even in your home or near surroundings which make a very sweet sound and there are some who disturb a lot. If you have ever heard the sounds made by bees, its a buzz sound, the same sound is made by mosquitoes flying over your ear when you sleep.

Not only mosquitoes, but often in nights I have paid attention to a chirping sound made by an insect called cricket. you can hear its sound at Cricket Chirping sound.

I am sure its quite disturbing to you all as well. I call these sounds as “ The Silent Buzzzzz”. I call it this way because these can only be hard when everything is quite or silent except these sounds and you pay attention to it. Well I wrote a few lines on them, you can use it as a rap song or think it as a poem even.

I could hear a sound

coming from nearby bound

its really buzzy

its driving me crazy

i can not sleep

its very creep

i heard that clock ticking

its really freaking

the fan made a sound like “fuzz”

i would call all this “the silent buzz”

I hope you all like this. My apologies if I don't use above words meaningfully and rythmically. Awaiting your comments.

Thanks

Nakul

The Super Lappy

Hi Readers,

Sometimes in life we have this feeling that a particular stuff we have is kind of finest and best among all of its kind. Well I hope you all remember Mr. X. This story is of Mr. X and his laptop. Mr. X loved his laptop very much. He loved it so much that he always gave his dislike expression to others laptop and would not miss any chance of advertising his laptop. Why should not he do that as his laptop was working for past 4 years without any hardware or software issues. It was like a best buddy of Mr. X and he presumed it to be "The Super Lappy".

Well this super laptop was the pride for Mr. X and so he used to protect its keys with a keygaurd and if by mistake any one removed it then the person has to suffer the rage of Mr. X. But now this friendship of Mr. X and his laptop was broken last night as his laptop showed a “Time-Of-Day-Clock-Stopped” Error. Since Mr. X is a software engineer, his soul did not allow him to leave his lovable laptop lie untested and unchecked by him. He opened its hardware like a doctor opening a patients heart and starting a surgery even knowing that he may fail. He tried to search the ways over internet to save his laptop but he wasn't successful  All he came to know was that every one is giving solution over the internet without understanding the question.

At last he decided to stop this open hardware surgery of his laptop. We all friends asked Mr. X about what is he going to do with his laptop. So he said “Since his laptop was not touched in its entire lifetime by any hardware/software technician so it will not be touched this time”. Its 4-0 streak continued and will end with its selling. Mr. X wishes to give a full on military type ending ceremony to his laptop.

We all feel proud of Mr. X's laptop as it was the only known laptop with 4-0 streak in present world.

I hope to receive your comments which will surely be shared with Mr. X.

Thanks

Nakul

Mummification

Hi Readers,

Egypt, a place where all mystery lies in the pyramid and sands. In these pyramids lies a bunch of freaky old kings and queen who are officially known as "Mummies". Like Egyptian children, I am also confused that how Egyptian daddies turn into mummies after death but that we should not get involve in this as this is their family matter. But more than this mummy daddy situation the more attractive thing is that how are these mummies created. I usually think that my mummy should be created after my death and should be called as “ The MY”. The name is good as it will not change gender like Egyptian mummies.

The thing is that is it possible to create a home made mummy of one self. Yes I think its possible but if we follow classical Egyptian style of mummification then its totally painful as you need to take out your brain, and other organs except your heart, to preserve your body for a long time. But is there a easy way to do this at home? Yes there is a way. I would say not to try it right now, you can note down the steps and write it in your will so that you can be mummified later if your will is followed and no one thinks you a crack of mind.

Well the first step is to wash your the body with anti-bacterial liquid and with water. You can remove your organs and donate them (don't forget to mention this in your will, its a social service). Then again stitch back all the wounds. Again wash your body with anti-bacterial liquid and with water. Dehydrate your body in the sun to remove moisture and then cover your body with oil better to use pickle oil as it is anti bacterial and will preserve your body for long time. Now wrap the body completely using silk cloth or linen for rich people or toilet papers in case you don't have enough money. The important part part here is that you wrap each part individually that is to say wrap fingers individually and then palm, once each of this individual wrapping is done again wrap the whole body with single cloth. Once done put your body in a coffin and enjoy as you been mummified.

I hope this baby steps to create a mummy out of you would be appreciated by all. Awaiting your comments.

Thanks

Nakul

Brainiac: The Artificial Intelligent Robotic Brain

Hi Readers,

Our brain is a very powerful organ in our body. Its quite equivalent to a hard drive on PC though it is a volatile and non volatile storage at the same time. How can I say so that its volatile and non-volatile both? Well its a good question so let me tell you what it actually means. There are incidents or things that we often forget until we have this so called “Photographic memory”. Thus forming a volatile memory. Also, it happens that somethings we never forget until we have “loss of memory”. Thus forming a non-volatile memory at the same time. Let me give you an example as well, “Tell me your name..... you remember it at any time you are asked for it” but if I ask you what is the meaning of “Chronaphilus”, I am sure you would need a dictionary to tell me its meaning. Before you search for the word in dictionary, let me tell you there is no meaning for it as I made it up.

Since humans have already designed robots good enough to move, then there lies a question that can we create a artificial intelligent human robot who has feeling like us, thinks and understands like us. I am sure we can do it. So to make them feel like us, the robot needs to understand pain, happiness, anger, other emotions as well but the part where they can think and make decision comes is quite tough, we can write codes in them to let them know what to do in what circumstance but that is going to take forever as there are lot of decision to make instead we can allow them to learn it by themselves. To make a computer think and decide by learning, what we need to do is to teach it. Teaching in the sense start from A for Apple and continue until they know it all. Well its just to make it familiar to words and things. 

Now, still the question stands that how would they know that decision they will make is right or wrong. The answer is quite simple, that how we do it our self.  Let me tell you this with an example, suppose we have an apple with us and you don't know what to do with it but you know its an apple, the choices you have it is to eat it or leave it but whether we need to eat it or leave it depends upon our previous experiences with an apple. May be you knew that you need to eat an apple but when you ate it for first time, you find it rotten and tasteless and you decided not to eat it next time. But may be next time you find a fresh and nicest apple and when you try it that time, you decide to eat it every time until its rotten. So now you know that what to do with an apple when its rotten and when its fresh. Similarly we all make our daily decision for each and every thing in life and that is comparing our experiences of past and present to make a current or future decision.

Not only self doing acts but also the things that we see or feel daily, makes our decision. For an example that, think that you don't know what will happen if you cut a tree, you never cut it yourself because you don't know its consequence but one day you see a person cutting a tree and now you know that the tree will fall on the ground. So we know that similarly a robot with a permanent storage system can understand and make decision by itself by its past experience. The only thing we need to do is to teach it from basics till end. There is a caution notice here that artificial intelligent robots are still a bad option if they turn out to be cylons or terminators perhaps and then decide to kick your ass and kill you.

Awaiting your comments. I hope you all like it.

Thanks

Nakul

To Be Hanged till Party Ends

Hi Readers,

In our life, we all encounter some sort of people who according to us should not be allowed to live. But I am sure enough that you all would agree that there are some group of people whom we all would say that they should not be allowed to live. These group of People affect to us all whether you belong to any religion, creed, or anything you take up. Well let me tell you whom I am writing about, these are specially known as "Terrorists". Before you all just leave this blog thinking that "this blogger is going to write something patriotic and social serious topic about these anti-social elements or any organisation of such kind", then let me tell you that I am not going to talk a single thing like this. Though you may feel that things are patriotic in nature.

What I am about to tell you guys is a result of group discussion among me and my friends. Well today we came across a very good news that "On 9th Feb 2013, Indian government hanged Afzal Guru, one of the terrorists responsible for Indian Parliament attack in 2001". You can read about it in the news. So, returning to what we all discussed was that when some terrorists are being hanged then there should be a event organized just to show those anti-social organization live telecast of what will be done when you do such anti-social acts. Well the event should be in this way that terrorists should be hanged in a arena in front of millions of audience. The audience is coming in with popcorn and is sitting down with great interest to see this hanging. It should be something like you are going to see a movie or superbowl or any sports event. This should happen twice a month on weekdays, I prefer Wednesdays, so that we all can get national holidays as well.

There should also be lottery system, saying that five lucky winners will be allowed to slap the terrorist that will be hanged just before he/she is hanged. Also, just to avoid any underage viewers we can make it A rated show to be watched by 18+ above on Television and in the arena. Once terrorist is hanged some firecrackers should be fired and then everyone back to their homes. I know that this shows cruelty and is not at all social but when you will think it from point of those families who lost some of their own due to these anti social elements, you will understand the idea behind this blog.


I hope you all may give some more suggestion to make it an interesting thing. Awaiting your replies.

Thanks
Nakul

The Talk-iti-vity Theory

Hi Readers,

Well I am pretty sure that you all are familiar with Albert Einstein and his theory on Relativity. Sorry to all physics grads if I spelled this theory wrong. But there is one more theory similar to this one and I am confident that may be some of you know it.The theory is known as “The Talk-iti-vity Theory”. To explain this theory I need to tell you about this friend of ours on whose special behavior we quoted this theory. The character of this story is a girl, the best buddy of Mr. X. So I prefer to call her “Miss Y”.

Miss Y has this bad habit of talking a lot. For some it might be a good habit if they are paid for it. When we all first met, so for first few times we thought that she was trying to explain us something every time  But as time passed then we understood that she has gone mad. So the theory was coined at the time when we got sure that she is quite a lot chatty, well we don't want to remove title of mad, as we are quite sure that she is crack as well. As like other experiment we tested, we decided to test this theory as well so that we can come up with some standard definition as well.

Test No 1:- “The Slow Time”

Its quite observational that when Miss Y is talking to someone, the person usually looks towards the watch. Not even once but more than once. This usually happens when we feel like time is moving slowly or we need to catch a bus. We all know that there is no bus at this time for such listeners.

Test No 2:- “The Lost consciousness”

Whenever Miss Y is trying to explain us something, it seems like we lost the few sentences of what she said. Sometimes I usually try to carry out the conversation by using 'Yes/No/Absolutely/hmm..hmm..' such kinds of words. Its good that there is no feedback session after that so I am totally saved. Well we mostly feel need for space at such time. Sometimes listeners have reported that they are unaware of what happened in the time when Miss Y was speaking as they lost their state of consciousness.

After going through above test results we decided to give two definition to this theory but in general both are part of single theory named as "The Talk-iti-vity theory".

First theory says time slows down and consciousness is lost when person starts talking and there is a need for space at such time. So this Phenomenon is termed as “The General Talk-iti-vity Theory”.

Second Theory states that though time slows down for some, for others time is usually lost at the same point and therefore, it is called as “The Special Talk-iti-vity Theory”.

I hope you all like this theory and send in your comments and ideas as well.

Thanks

Nakul

A Lifetime Warranty

Hi Readers,

As you all are well aware of the fact that nothing in this world is permanent but some unexpected things happen at times when we don't realize their sole existence. Well those few lines are good but crap. Lets get back to story. This is about Mr. X, a true story indeed. One day he went to market and bought a Deodorant of a new company. I am not gonna tell you that Deodorant's name was “FOGG”.

I cannot explain you all the featured stuff of this deo but Mr. X liked it. It smelled like alcohol, for first few times it was confusing but later we thought Mr. X has become alcoholic but after a lot of smell-marathon or smell-a-thon(Bingo new word), we came to conclusion it was that deo. I am not a chemistry student but I have this idea that the company plans to burn down the person. But I think its a good way to supply alcohol though it is a brilliant criminal business idea. Duly noted this idea in case I had to become a criminal.

Well the most important feature of this deoderant is that it never ends. If you don't believe me then do a self test and buy it if it is available in your country or you can order online. I feel that it is magical as I am unable to see any end date on that or any best before "_" days warning. Its been almost 6 months may be more but its still usable. The bottle always seems filled. I think if we shake it really well, a genie might come out of it.

Mr. X feels that its the only thing of his 20's age that he can show to his kids. I even think that his kids can show it to their kids and may be this thing is declared as a ancestral legacy in his family. It can also happen that if we all are extinct like dinosaurs and some new age humans dig our bodies out then they could find this deo still usable. I am kind of believing this stuff that it comes with a Lifetime warranty or to be more precise Everlasting Warranty.

I hope you all buy it and reply me with the test results after few months but more I hope that this company pays me for the special advertisement. I even wish to receive your comments and suggestions.

Thanks

Nakul

Newton's Ass Theory

Hi Readers,

I have this friend Mr. X, well I am pretty sure you have heard of him, he is one on whose real-life incident I wrote up in a blog “The Old Man Experiment”. So, he has this Question on Physics every time therefore he always asks me these Physics related theory. Though I have pointed out too many times that I work in IT field but I have little bit knowledge on every stuff.

So, one day he came up with this no girlfriend related issues to me and asked me that why is that girl not liking me since I like her very much. Well I said that if you like someone then it doesn't mean that they should like you. Its self decision to make. So he just said to me that but “Mr. Netwon told that 'to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction', so why is this not working here”. Well who can tell him that Newton did not give a rats ass for some like,love or feeling issues, he was concerned with Physics.

In the same way one day Mr. X went to watch a movie but he came house early and I was shocked to see him as his eyes were blackened, it seemed he got in a fight with someone. With great concern, I asked him that what happened to him, so he started telling me that “ I was standing in the Queue and I was standing at single place from half an hour, so I got pissed off as no one was moving forward so, I just pushed the public standing ahead of me. They didn't react for first few times but suddenly they started shouting and fighting with me”. So I asked him why you were pushing others to move forward so, he came up with this Newton's theory again that Newton said that “when a thing is in rest then if it is applied with force it is set in motion until some other force stops it”. Oh man, he is gone mad how many times I need to explain him that Newton didn't think of Public Queues, he thought for Physics. But to make him shut up his mouth I told him that “When you applied force, crowds Kinetic energy transformed to Potential Energy and that introduced tension in the crowd and they kicked your ass”.

I am pretty sure you got confused by above theory of mine, well I am confused till today that what I meant but Mr. X is quite happy about it this theory. He asked me what theory is this so I just told him its “Newton's Ass Theory”. He had not done any search on internet till now regarding this. Even he thinks that Newton is alive till today. God knows that how much lie I have to tell him so, that he talks less.

I hope you all like this theory and approve it. I would be awaiting for your comments.

Thanks

Nakul

Sleeper Creeper

Hi Readers,

I am quite sure that many of you might be fond of magical and fantasy worlds. Quite a handful Hollywood movies have been made on such a topic but let’s not discuss this hollywood stuff right here. I have always thought of this that we ourselves live in a world which is full of mystery and fantasy. I am sure you all might have heard of sightings of UFO, BigFoot and Loch Ness Monster. If you want to know about them you can use search engines of your choice as I am not going to do publicity for Google. Well those stories are available everywhere on the internet but here you will know about a new magical world.

There is a world of Sleeper Creepers. You might have this question in mind that where these creatures are and where they live. So let me assure you that they are not creatures or any living organism and, they live with us. The only thing is we don't know about them or you can say they don't want us to know about them. You may ask this since we live with them how we are not able to see them, are they invisible to our eyes? Yes this is a good question but no they are not invisible to our eyes. We can see them but they don't respond to us. They are only active when we sleep and if we wake up act inactive.

Still I know you all are thinking that whom I am talking about. So, let me not make it suspense and tell you that I am talking about the "things around you". I understand that it is still not clear to you that whom I am talking about. So let me explain you a bit more and what I meant by things. Things are anything that is created by men from spoons to pen, chairs to airplanes, books to computers, anything around us which is non-living to us. What I imagine about them is that these things wake up when we are sleeping. May be that is why the stories of kids always have a monster in closet. May be if you believe in sleeper creepers then you can say that these are not monsters but are sleeper creepers.

You might have heard ghost stories as well and people saying that they saw things moving and changing their place. But they call it ghost did it. I am not sure whether it is a ghost or not but I can say that these sleeper creepers are moving and when we see them they just hide themselves. They are really good actors and till now I don't think you would have noticed that they have life. But I am sure that after reading this your perception towards them would change for sure.

I hope you like the story and send in your reviews and comments.

Thanks
Nakul

 

The Old Man Experiment

Hi Readers,

Mostly it happens to IT industry people that they become lazy. Lazy in the sense that they loose desire to be active as it usually happens in old age. Well this happened with my friend and I assure you that the group of incidents which I am going to tell you here are very real but for sake of confidentiality I will keep my friends name a secret and we will call him “Mr. X”. It was not a easy task for me and my bunch of other Friends to prove this hypothesis that “Mr. X is an old man with a age of 60+ for sure”. So as I honour the works of Sir Issac Newton, and as Newton said "to prove any hypothesis you should prove it three times and if the result is same, the hypothesis is proved correct”. Therefore, we decided to prove this hypothesis in 3 separate experiments none of whose scenario or circumstances will be created by us, it should be naturally occurring. Only role we played was to notice them happening and collecting the result.

Experiment No.1:- This Experiment is called as “The Being Lazy Experiment”.

As it happened one day that we said to Mr. X that lets Plan for some movie or may be a trip to some place outside the city. We just gave him options so to know that who all are in for the plan. So Mr. X reacts by saying no to everything that we put as an option in front of him. The final words that came out of his mouth were I don't wanna go Out. Really he was not going what the hell has happened to him he is grown old or what. Oh My My thats the first proof we got, he has "Become Lazy".

Experiment No.2:- This Experiment is called as “The Big Brother Experiment”.

One day Me and Mr. X went out for dinner at some restuarent. The waiter came to us. Let me tell you the age of waiter, he was about 45+. I should tell you this that the waiters age has a significance in this experiment. Well getting back to story, so while receiving the orders separately from each one of us, waiter turns to Mr. X and says him “So Big Brother what would you like to have”. Oh god "Big Brother" that too by a old aged person proved our hypothesis correct for second time.

We waited for a long time to get this 3^rd experimental proof but I am the lucky one among my friends to see the result of this 3^rd experiment in front of my eyes. This happened today on this epic date of “3^rd Feb 2013”. I hope this day will one day be marked as "Old Age Day".

Experiment No.3:- This Experiment shall be called as “The Seat”

Today I, Mr. X and 1 other friend were returning from market and we were travelling by a bus. So, what happened was that few people got up from from the seat and Mr. X went and sat on it. Well friends I would take this opportunity to thank God at this point of time. The next thing that happens is I pay attention to something written above the seat and there you go it was “Reserved for Old Aged People”. Oh this is the third proof.

Holy Lord this is True he is first of his kind “ The old Man” . Well in this way we conclude this “The Old Man Experiment”.

I hope you guys like this Original Story and I wish to receive your comments and thought on this.

Thanks

Nakul

Anger Control : You Piss me off

Hi Readers,

We all have feelings and sometimes we really get angry and in such circumstance we do somethings which we regret later on. I have this few tips for my readers to control their anger. This is what I mostly do. Grab a piece of stick and just start hitting the person who makes you angry. Well this is what I usually imagine if someone is annoying me but reality is quite different. We will get back to this thing later on.

First of all the basic thing is ignore the person annoying you and just say to yourself "The person is a ass (you can use various other slang instead of ass)". From here on lets call him "Assole" (Don't mind the spelling mistake, its there because this is public blog so any age viewer can read). So this ignoring can be achieved by listening to music, if you are thinking how then here is what I meant "use a earphone/headphone" and play some music, in such a way you will ignore the sayings of "Assole". If for some reason you are not able to ignore then just think something else and don't listen to what the "Assole" is saying. This usually works well if you are thinking of your best memory. I warn you that if you think of your breakups with your past girlfriends then this will work like a catalyst and make you angry even more. So do follow this rule with care, its solely your responsibility.

Usually we encounter some Assoles who just don't leave following you and there is no way to say "go to hell". If there is some way then just say "Go to Hell" and say it in such a way that the "Assole" asks you the direction. If there is no way and you are just frustrated then there is only one and one thing to do. If you are a weaker in strength than "Assole" then in such a case you just need to imagine that if you hit  "Assole" consider a slap only and in response "Assole" kicks you really hard and beats you like a dog then you will lose few teeth, a eye blackened and other severe wounds. In case you are quite a body builer and powerful than "Assole" then I have never seen a bigger "Assole" than you. Up till now you should have kicked the persons ass and instead you are reading this.

Well I hope you all enjoyed it. Please ignore the slang and I ensure you that you will not enjoy this topic. The topic of anger discussed here is mostly frustration related and don't think that I am giving you free "Anger Management" session. I hope to receive your views and comments to make it more interesting discussion.

Thanks
Nakul

Zombie-mania

Hi Readers,

I have seen a lot of movies on Zombies most of them are funny in nature. But this is not to make fun of someone who is dead. I have wondered how it would make me feel if I am a zombie. Well if you think you don't want to be a zombie then really think hard because after I tell you what are the privileges of being a zombie then don't rush to me with your comments that "tell us how to be one". Well I assure you I am not writing blogs on "How to be a Zombie". For that I trust you to Google and I am sure of it some noble soul might have written on that.

So Just Click the link as it contains the search result on "How to be a Zombie".

Well if you have been the only zombie in the world then you would be most popular, might be so popular that your name would be written on "Hollywood Walk of Fame". May be Hollywood had been named after you as "Zombiewood". Up till now no Zombie has been named properly except Frankenstein who was nearly a zombie but kind of different as he was medically treated. I think most of the zombies would agree with me that they don't need a doctor. They are mostly non-vegetarian with nothing special in a diet but they prefer human hand mostly left.

Zombies are quite shy in nature as they don't speak much, whenever you ask them anything they will respond to you politely and only say "ARRRRRR" in a much heavy voice. We never let them complete their sentence as they usually kill us or we kill them. They are nearly immortal, I said nearly because they can only be killed by hitting in the head that too with a gun as preferred by Mr. Jesse Eisenberg in the movie "Zombieland" and also I have this theory that if they have eaten all humans then they can die because of hunger.

Zombies have this good sense of "bloody" fashion. Torn cloths is kind of modern fashion to all of us and a little of blood everywhere on the body is what they have in choice. They always do a slow zombie walk to show their style and design of cloths. There is only one problem of being a zombie and that is you can never participate in athletics. Well there is still more stuff to write on Zombies but I don't want to steal someones fame.

I hope all zombies will reply to this post and I hope you like it.

Thanks
Nakul