Hunger Strikes Back

Hi Readers,

Its been a long time since I have written any post. Some of you may feel like “This guy is done with his blah blah stuff” but I assure you that your sufferings are far from over. I am pretty sure that all fat people will appreciate this post atleast may be they can categorize themselves in the world now. I have not thought on this one with my brain but with my belly which seems to shift me to group of “Fatties” these days.

I have distributed the food hungry people among three groups:-

1- Attackers

2- Seekers

3- Shame-ies

Attackers are those who just wait for food to be served and as soon as it is served, nothing is left on table, complete table is empty within the blink of an eye. You cannot give these guys first chance to eat, they always remain hungry and can eat continuously.

Seekers are those who wait for people to invite them for supper. These guys won't use their money for filling their belly. If you go for lunch/dinner with them, you will notice that they won't take out money until asked for and that too with half-hearted response. Their most favorite part of life is attending parties.

Shame-ies are full of respect. These feel shy when invited among a group for eating. They share their food and feel shy at the same time. They are hungry but will eat so slowly and in that time you can have your food thrice. These are most like slow eaters but its quite hard to differentiate between the two.

Well these are three types of foodies. I am quite sure that now you will be able to recognize these foodies really easily. But as far as I am concerned I am Seeker who likes to be a Attackers. I hope you like it and please let us know what group you belong too.

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Nakul

The Invisibility

Hi Readers,

Its been more than weeks since I wrote something on sci-fi stuff here on the blog. Well let me present something related to invisibility. What is invisibility in real? What would you consider to be invisible? The answer is simple that something that is not possible to see with our eyes. I hope most of you have seen a Hollywood movie “The hollow man”, this movie is quite a nice depiction of invisibility science. If you really think that this hollow man freak is possible as if now than you are surely mistaken but we cannot deny the fact that this isn't possible in future.

So, the question is that is it possible to make someone or something invisible? The answer is yes, it is possible. To know how it is possible, we need to have a little idea of Physics and all that "reflection/refraction blah blahs". According to it, when a light beam strikes an object it gets reflected to our eyes and then only we are able to see the object but sometimes if light beam passes through the object without getting reflected back to our eyes, the object becomes transparent but not completely invisible as it happens with glass since a little part of light beam is reflected back to our eyes. So, if we consider this and try to think that how to deflect the light beam striking an object and not letting it reach the eye, then we can make the object invisible. This is a hard part to achieve since at some angle it is possible that the light beam is reflected to our eyes after striking the object.

I have heard some news regarding this invisibility experiments by scientists though they have not tried this light beam deflection phenomenon as per my information but they have tried some camouflage thing and camera use invisibility. Camouflage thing works in the same way as what the reptile chameleon does to hide. Actually this thing is the use of surrounding color and scene to hide oneself. This is quite lame for scientists to use since it is not actual invisibility. Its like they want to say “it meant the same thing”. The camera use invisibility is like both the sides of an object is having cameras and the video is streamed on the opposite side of camera on a screen. So when you look into the one side of object you see the other side picture making it feel like you are seeing on the other side. This is quite close but need more work to perfect it. There are various lacking in these two process.

Let us get back to what I had in mind, if you consider the light beam deflection theory and let us assume that we achieve this than also I would say that when you touch the invisible object, you should be able to go through it completely, think it like a ghost from which you can pass through. Well if you are thinking that the first part is itself hard and now I am adding new stuff into that and making it harder than you are wrong, what would be invisibility if you cannot make an object untouchable as well. But how to make it untouchable, quite tough though so what I had in mind is to use nano technology in this case. What we can do is, create an object which is a combination of nano robots or nanobots. All these nanobots should have light beam deflection feature and also they should be breakable when ever we try to move towards them they can break and move away and again fuse to form the object. At least in this way we are not able to touch them.

I hope you all have some idea on nanotechnology, if not please try Google, it works. Please share your comments and ideas if you have any. You are most welcome to share this post if you like.

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Nakul

The 3 Letters of Charlie

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[Continued From.... Charlie's will]

Lawyer opened Charlie's first letter to read in front of audience. Lawyer spoke “Charlie wanted to apologies to you all for not being with you for rest of your life. He also apologized for hurting anyone of you in any way”. Tears were in every eye. Lawyer continued “He wanted his friends and family to know that he will miss them the most.” Lawyer ended reading the letter, wrapped it and gave it to Charlie’s family.

Once the funeral was over and everyone returned to their home, Charlie’s friend Ron opened his letter to read what was written in it. “Hi Ron, I know I will not be there at your birthday and most of the other important moments of your life and that is why I am giving you the gift that you would like very much. It is my father’s pocket watch that you always wanted. I know you might be wondering that how I came to know about the watch but I don't have any answer to that.”

Charlie’s ex-wife was on her way to home in car but she decided to read the letter on the way itself. The letter said “My love I waited for you for so long that today I am not there with you to share this. I still wished that you could have understood me five years back that I did not cheat on you and there was no woman in my life other than you. May be you are thinking that I am just trying to give you an explanation for my lie. The woman whom you saw with me was the event organizer for the surprise marriage anniversary party and you miss understood me but I don't blame you for that as you loved me and can not see with anyone else.”

She continued reading “You still might be thinking that how can I just let you go if I have not cheated on you, well my love the answer is simple that I loved you so much that I can do anything to see you happy and I knew at that time five years back that you were in pain thinking of I had cheated and if you remember that when we had a quarrel during which you told me that you would be happy if I gave you a divorce. It was all I did for you. Now I am not there but by telling you I just want you to know that I still love you and will continue to do that afterlife”. She had tears in her eyes but she cannot do a thing as there will be no Charlie in her life.

These three posts... The Last Day of Charlie, Charlie's Will and The 3 Letters of Charlie are my personal writing and if by any chance their name corresponds to any real life character then I apologies for that. Before I complete my post let me sum up the message spread all over these three stories-

1- Do something for poor and needy

2- Love you family

3- Care for them who take care of you.

4- Share every thing with your friend except your pain as he is aware of it and the only reason he won't talk about it is because he knows that your pain would increase.

5- Don't wait for too long to ask or share something with your friend as it may get late.

6- Love is build on trust and belief and is like a bridge where these two things are to be maintained by both sides.

7- Love someone like you love your life and let them remain happy at what they love or like the most even though it hurts you.

If you like my post you can share these stories and comment as well.

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Nakul

Charlie's Will

Hi Readers,

[Continued From.... The Last Day of Charlie]

Charlie laughed and replied “You are still the same, no change whatsoever, still you talk so much”. Samantha giggled and said “ You still remember those days”. “Hmm, I do how can I forget the only best days of my life” said Charlie. “Nevertheless, how are you and your wife” said Samantha. Charlie replied “She left me”. Samantha replied shockingly “Again, you won't change Charlie. Well it was good to talk to you Charlie, I have got some work to do may be we can talk later”. “Hmm, ok sure, just one last thing ..... I love you so Much and I am sorry if I hurt you” replied Charlie. Samantha said “Same here, see you bye”.

Charlie was keeping the phone aside when he felt on the ground. Nurse saw him and panicked and called in the doctor. Doctor hurried and checked Charlie's pulse. Doctor said “Oh my god, there is no pulse”. The rest was confirmed by what doctor meant, Charlie was gone, he was dead. Charlie's family was called in to take the body. After finishing formalities of the hospital the body was handed over to them the next day of Charlie's death.

A funeral ceremony was organised and most of Charlie's friends and relative were called in for it. Charlie's body was buried in ground and then his lawyer asked in to every one to stay behind for Charlie's will reading. Lawyer started reading the clauses in Charlie's will one after another. Lawyer said “Clause one: Charlie left a Gold Pocket watch for his friend Ron as his birthday present. Charlie has also asked me to give this letter to you Mr. Ron and he asked me to tell you to read it alone”.

Lawyer then started reading again from where he had stopped. Lawyer said “Second Clause: Charlie has left behind 1 million dollars for his ex-wife. I would request you to come forward Mrs. Samantha and accept the cheque on his behalf”. Samantha started walked towards the podium in confusion. She stepped towards the Lawyer and asked him “ I think I am not the one for whom Charlie asked you to leave so much of money”. Lawyer replied “Yes sure he did and here is the letter he asked me to give to you”.

Lawyer continued paying attention to Charlie's will. Lawyer spoke “ Third Clause: Charlie has asked to sell his property excluding his home which he asks to be given to his family. Whatever amount of money is collected from selling his property, it should be divided in three halves; one half should be given to the funds of the hospital where he spent his last days. The second half should be given to his family and the third half to be given to his trust for poor. Well that is it from Charlie's will”. Every one got up from their seat but lawyer continued “sorry ladies and gentlemen but can you all please be seated for a while. There is a letter he wanted me to read to you all”.

[More Continued in .... The 3 Letters of Charlie]

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Nakul

The Last Day of Charlie

Hi Readers,

Charlie's heart was pumping heavily, he inhaled and exhaled air more quickly than a healthy person. He pressed the alarm button to call in the nurse. Nurse rushed in with a doctor behind her. Doctor shouted impatiently “Quickly give an oxygen mask”. Nurse immediately got one mask and put it over Charlie's face. All were in panic for about half an hour. Once the environment got a little easy and Charlie's breath became normal, he removed his mask and called in the nurse. “Nurse can you please do me a favor" asked Charlie. Nurse replied “Yes sure. What can I do for you?”. Charlie said “Can you please arrange a horse ride for me”. Nurse replied in confusion ”A horse ride ? You are joking right”. “No I am serious” said Charlie. Nurse said “well in that case let me ask from doctor but can you tell me why you need a horse?”.

Charlie paused for a minute thinking of what his father said once “Remember son, you should treat horse as a friend of yours and that way you can ride a horse with confidence”. Charlie responded to nurse “Well its my favorite animal” and laughed. Nurse was confused but she laughed in support. After five minutes nurse said “Charlie I had called doctor and he said the horse ride can be arranged by tomorrow morning”. “Ok that seems fine by me but I need one more favor can you please do that for me” said Charlie. “Yes please tell me” replied nurse. Charlie asked “Can you give me a phone? I need to make some phone calls”. Nurse acted quickly and bought a phone for Charlie and said “It is almost 10 o'clock in the night Charlie, better you have your calls quickly and go to bed soon”. Charlie looked towards her with pain and tears in his eyes, but diverted back to making phone calls.

He made his first call to his friend Ron. Ron picked the phone. Charlie said “Hi Ron, Its me Charlie, long time no talk man. Any how I called you up so late, I am sorry for that but I wanted to wish you a very Happy Birthday. So, Now you can go back to sleep”. After Charlie finished his sentence, he cancelled his call without hearing any response from Ron. Ron's wife asked “Who was it? “. Ron replied “It was my friend Charlie, but it seemed he was little confused and seemed in despair”. Ron's wife said “confused and despair?”. Ron told “Yes confused because he said 'we didn't have talk for long time' though we talked a week back and he wished me happy birthday although he knows my birthday is coming after 3 months and after that he cancelled the call without listening what I had to say. May be I will call him tomorrow to know the confusion”.

Charlie dialed his second call to his ex-wife Samantha. Samantha picked up his call “Hi Samantha here. May I know who is this speaking”. “Hi Sam, Its me Charlie”said Charlie. Samantha replied happily “Hi Charlie, how are you? We are talking almost after 5 years after our divorce. How have you been?”.

[Story Continued in ..... Chalie's will]

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Nakul

GOD and his dictionary

Hi Readers,

This thought came to my mind while I had been going through my dictionary. I have been thinking on and on for a long time since then that how we humans have invented so many words in different languages that we our self don't know the meaning of those each and every term. So in similar way may be there is a very small possibility that god has his own dictionary just to make it sure that he is aware of what new words humans have spoken and what these actually mean. I think that may be the name of this dictionary is “GOD's Multilingual Learner's Dictionary” published by “Heaven University Press”.

The most interesting question that came to my mind is that what would be there in this dictionary of GOD. The answer to this question is really tough as it is hard to ensure its correctness so, I came up with some of my ideas that what I believe would be there. The only thing you need to believe is that the dictionary would be magical as it belongs to GOD. The dictionary would be something not very different from the ones that humans have. Now since we have dictionary depending upon our interpretation of words and their meaning so, the most probable answer could be that GOD's dictionary would be in accordance to his values but since it is to tell him what the words mean therefore the meaning of words would be similar to ones we have.

But this dictionary of GOD would not be as simple as the ones we have. So, I presume that it would come with some additional feature. Well what would be these additional features? This is quite interesting to think upon so what my interpretation is that each and every word would have this “like button” with it, the button is not for GOD to show his preference to a word but to show that what words are used by humans at day to day level, it is exactly like number of page views for the blog. This like feature would work in some way like when we speak a word there is a increase by 1 in the word's like. So, may be this “like” is not a button but is more like a symbol.

Not only a like symbol but there should be an another feature of "Red and Green symbol" beside every term in dictionary just to tell or indicate the purity of each word. Well it is something like a word with absurd meaning or some meaning which is really impure would have a Red symbol while the meaning with a very pure sense would have a Green symbol. If this feature is really present there then I should be correct in one thing that the top most spoken word would have a red symbol for sure.

That is all that I can come up with at this point of time but if you all have anything to add up then you can come up and comment here. If by any means I have written something wrong that is against your religion then please pardon me as I have no intent in doing so. I am perfectly sure that GOD would not feel any problem with what I have written here and at least I can say is that he would laugh at this.

Please comment and share if you like it. If I get a good response then surely I would write something on “History of GOD's Dictionary”.

Thanks

Nakul

Teachers: Their Lake of Grammar

Hi Readers,

“The football is not the air”... this is one of the most famous line that one of my teachers spoke quite a long time back. Actually he meant that “There is no air in the football”. Though we never asked him to speak in English but he tried his best and I respect that but really football and air combination is a missile of laughter. But if we see what he spoke then its quite correct until we don't try to get his perspective. Well I said he spoke correctly because “football” and “air” are really not the same entity.

I would say that he might be joking at that moment of time but I have seen most of the teachers who have a strange pronunciation in English. Let me tell you what is strange about the pronunciation of one such teacher. Well first of all he says “you guys have a Lake(Lack) of Confidence”. Oh really I do have a lake, can you please tell me where. Not only this but “You all give me a lot of Strace(stress)”. Hey you mean Miss Strace, hmm Good for you. He even claims to have eaten “snakes(snacks)”. Were they living or dead when you ate them.

Well these are some examples of those teachers and their Grammatical pronunciation which I remember over the long period of time. There are lot of others who speak like that and may be sometime we our self have this “Lake” of grammar and pronunciation. Nevertheless please enjoy the below lines on their pronunciation-

My teacher spoke,

he had this stroke or stoke

He felt stress or strace

may be he ate snacks or snakes

but i cannot explain that was this

because my knowledge lacks or lakes.

I hope you have encountered such people and I would like you to come forth and share them here. You are most welcome to comment and share.

Thanks

Nakul

Game over ... Nerd wins on Michael Jordan

Hi Readers,

I got this material while surfing and its really nice so i wanted to share this here and let you guys enjoy-

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $200 every second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it?

However...

If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has at this very moment.

Game over. Nerd wins.

Awaiting you response.

Thanks
Nakul

Power PC by WIPRO

Hi Readers,

An Indian IT company named WIPRO has launched “Power PC”. This is a desktop with a power backup of 120 minutes as claimed by WIPRO. Also the PC is integrated with feature for 50% reduction in power consumption. The PC is powerful because it has various other feature which includes withstanding power fluctuations and “Cold Start” option. For those who do not have any idea on cold start, let me tell you that it means starting PC without any external power using integrated power backup.

It has a unique monitor which draws power from PC unit rather than being connected to AC mains. Therefore when PC is at full load it consumes power up to 85 watts rather than as usual of 230 watts.

Well this PC will be available to Indian Market and that to only in Kerala for the start.

My reviews on this Power PC-

1- Nice concept of power backup in Desktop.

2- Eco friendly due to reduced power consumption.

3- Will be less in cost but quite unsure on that.

I hope you liked my review. Awaiting your comments.

For more information you can visit the below link-

Power PC Link

Thanks

Nakul