Game over ... Nerd wins on Michael Jordan

Hi Readers,

I got this material while surfing and its really nice so i wanted to share this here and let you guys enjoy-

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $200 every second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it?

However...

If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has at this very moment.

Game over. Nerd wins.

Awaiting you response.

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Nakul

You kidding.... Thats not me

Hi Readers,

“Hey Nakul, yesterday I saw you with a girl,” said my friend, I had this proud smile on my face thinking that its good he thinks I am with some girl, but soon it disappeared when he said “and the girl was not good looking at all”. All friends laughed and I was feeling like someone shot me but I had to say something so I said “Dude you kidding.... Thats not me may be you say someone else looking similar to me”.

I am not really sure that how many of you do this but this is what I usually say when I am involved in such a troublesome situation. Blame that to your doppelgangers that is the best thing. Well I don't know how many of your friends try to kick your asses in different ways but that is what happens in my friends group where we target a person each day for such a special treatment. The most unusual thing is if someone supported you, that means its your lucky day. Quite frankly I never understood why my friends don't see me with a hot girl, there is always some ugly girl.

Other than this there are most situation that I don't claim of me being myself. This situation is when my teenage pics are revealed to my friends, well this is totally my mistake, I misplace them. SO if they get it they say “Hey dude who is this freaky person, is it you”, I had to respond saying “Thats not me, its someone else”. My friends said “Who someone, this has to go on Facebook its you I am sure”, I said “Are you a cop or something, its my brother”. Well Its better that my teenage photoes never match with me and that is why my friends believe it otherwise it is a kill me situation.

So the motive behind all of the above blah blah crap is that “Never accept of you being you when you sense the situation is going to make you feel like a joker”. I accept that most of it is not going to make a sense but I had to write something to make you understand the whole point. I hope to receive your comments and like. If you wish you can share this as well.

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Nakul

The Cellphone Man

Hi Readers,

I have been wondering these days that we all people are so much indulged in our little plaything called as “Mobile phone” that we don't even pay attention to our surrounding. Well this post is on Mr. X though it applies to us all. So, as I told you that Mr. X loves his laptop very much, in similar way he is addicted to his mobile phone. Well he is so much involved in his mobile phone that he won't listen to any of the chat going on in our little social group. So I have decided to initiate a hiring process for his replacement. You can send in your nomination in the post comment section.

So jokes apart. Mr. X has been warned by many of us that please avoid use of mobile phone when you are with us but he won't pay attention to us. Therefore, I came up with this name for him “The Cellphone Man”. The question here is how can we call him a cellphone man, so there are few symptoms we came across in the cellphone man which can be listed as below-

• Uses mobile phones at lunch, dinner and at any place or time of stomach filling.
• Talks on mobile phones while walking on road at most of the time and is unaware of his surrounding.
• Uses Facebook on mobile phones more times than on PC.
• Uses wats-app every time, and gets internet recharge only to use wats-app.
• Will pay all mobile phone bills on time even missing out any electricity bill payments.
• Gets commented and warned on not using mobile phones by people who don't know him at places where there is no restriction on use of mobile phones.
• Most important part is that misses out any updates on friends during social chat. Only responds with “hmm... hmm...” every time.

I would advise you all to look around yourself and check whether or not you are surrounded by such “Cellphone man”. May be you are yourself a “Cellphone man”. There are more things in life than a cellphone or internet so please think and act beyond that 4 inch screen of your mobile phone.

I hope you are not such a person. Awaiting your comments and may be you can add some more points in the symptom list.

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Nakul

Big, Bigger, Biggest

Hi Readers,

The Advancement in technology has made our life really easy. Now in the present day, we have gadgets available for nearly every use. There was a time when to complete even a smaller task, a person used to invest ample amount of time but now its a total change. But lets not discuss the pros and cons for technology here, it is of no use right now. So, lets discuss a few things or changes that I noted has occurred with the advancement of technology.

Now the first and only thing that we would discuss here is size of gadgets, this is quite crucial part so let me give you an exact example which would be phones. If you look at the phones, 60 - 70 years back, then you would know that we used to have non portable telephones which were having cords so it was not possible to go as far as 1-3 meters. These telephones are still present with us and I feel these will continue to perish as long as human race exists. Then came this cordless phone, partly portable in nature but still limited range. Afterwards came a pager device which I believe was the first messaging kind of gadget. Well I might be wrong with pagers as I never used it and I don't care to google it. So lets skip it.

Then came this portable phones called as mobile phones or cell phones, which were easy to carry and no limited range. But the only issue with them was that they looked bigger then your palm and would do only one function that was making calls and receiving calls. So, after a long time of research and years of advancement gave us small sized mobile phones if you go back 6-7 years perhaps but even they had limited functions. Therefore, there functioning was increased and we got multitasking capable android phone, iphones and other A B C D phones. But since functioning increased, the size again increased for these phones and now we have these 5 inches or more screen size phones which do not fit in our pockets and to solve this pocket issue sometimes we need to buy new trousers. I know you would not believe me but let me tell you that I have seen such people who don't buy trousers as per their size but the trousers whose pockets are large enough to fit their phones. Again we have such phones or let say tablets which work as phones so when we talk, they hide our face completely. I even feel that someday we will have transformers type phones and gadgets which would transform as per our need. Well that would be fun to watch.

So, start buying smaller phones. I hope you like it and comments.

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Nakul

What the Frak?

Hi Readers,

Now a days I am watching a very popular TV show series “Battlestar Gallactica”. Well I hope that some of you might have watched or even heard of this show. For those who are aware of it, let me specify that I am talking about the re-imagined series which started in 2003. The story is really nice and animation sequence is good as per the year of its creation. But today we are not going to talk about what is good or great in it but instead lets talk about what I find unusual in the show.

So for past few weeks I have noted that the characters in this show use the word “frak”. I tried to search it over the internet that what it meant but there is no such meaning for this word which would make it meaningful in those sentences in which it is used. Even when I am typing this word, the blogger's spell checker shows its wrong. Later on after seeing more and more episodes I really got this word's usage and the correct spelling. So previously I thought that they are saying "Frack". This word is used as a replacement for a popular obscene word that starts with “F” and end with “K”. If you are guessing it as facebook, then you are completely wrong, but general public daily uses it. If you didn't get my point then I can not help you more than that since this is a public viewing site and you are a dumb. Even though use of this word really makes it funny in the show when characters say “Motherfrakker”, or “What the Frak”.

Also the show has this story line which involves “God”. Well up till now I did not understand why the characters are after gods and that too Greek gods specially. Its very confusing and irritating to watch it when for everything they relate it to God. Even in real life we don't say “God” so many times than what they have used in reel life. Also seeing this show after watching movies like Terminator and star trek really makes me think that whether these two movies were made up from this show or was this show a combination of these two movies. But never the less, I am still loving the story line of this show.

I hope to receive your reviews and comments.

Thanks

Nakul

The Super Lappy

Hi Readers,

Sometimes in life we have this feeling that a particular stuff we have is kind of finest and best among all of its kind. Well I hope you all remember Mr. X. This story is of Mr. X and his laptop. Mr. X loved his laptop very much. He loved it so much that he always gave his dislike expression to others laptop and would not miss any chance of advertising his laptop. Why should not he do that as his laptop was working for past 4 years without any hardware or software issues. It was like a best buddy of Mr. X and he presumed it to be "The Super Lappy".

Well this super laptop was the pride for Mr. X and so he used to protect its keys with a keygaurd and if by mistake any one removed it then the person has to suffer the rage of Mr. X. But now this friendship of Mr. X and his laptop was broken last night as his laptop showed a “Time-Of-Day-Clock-Stopped” Error. Since Mr. X is a software engineer, his soul did not allow him to leave his lovable laptop lie untested and unchecked by him. He opened its hardware like a doctor opening a patients heart and starting a surgery even knowing that he may fail. He tried to search the ways over internet to save his laptop but he wasn't successful  All he came to know was that every one is giving solution over the internet without understanding the question.

At last he decided to stop this open hardware surgery of his laptop. We all friends asked Mr. X about what is he going to do with his laptop. So he said “Since his laptop was not touched in its entire lifetime by any hardware/software technician so it will not be touched this time”. Its 4-0 streak continued and will end with its selling. Mr. X wishes to give a full on military type ending ceremony to his laptop.

We all feel proud of Mr. X's laptop as it was the only known laptop with 4-0 streak in present world.

I hope to receive your comments which will surely be shared with Mr. X.

Thanks

Nakul

Mummification

Hi Readers,

Egypt, a place where all mystery lies in the pyramid and sands. In these pyramids lies a bunch of freaky old kings and queen who are officially known as "Mummies". Like Egyptian children, I am also confused that how Egyptian daddies turn into mummies after death but that we should not get involve in this as this is their family matter. But more than this mummy daddy situation the more attractive thing is that how are these mummies created. I usually think that my mummy should be created after my death and should be called as “ The MY”. The name is good as it will not change gender like Egyptian mummies.

The thing is that is it possible to create a home made mummy of one self. Yes I think its possible but if we follow classical Egyptian style of mummification then its totally painful as you need to take out your brain, and other organs except your heart, to preserve your body for a long time. But is there a easy way to do this at home? Yes there is a way. I would say not to try it right now, you can note down the steps and write it in your will so that you can be mummified later if your will is followed and no one thinks you a crack of mind.

Well the first step is to wash your the body with anti-bacterial liquid and with water. You can remove your organs and donate them (don't forget to mention this in your will, its a social service). Then again stitch back all the wounds. Again wash your body with anti-bacterial liquid and with water. Dehydrate your body in the sun to remove moisture and then cover your body with oil better to use pickle oil as it is anti bacterial and will preserve your body for long time. Now wrap the body completely using silk cloth or linen for rich people or toilet papers in case you don't have enough money. The important part part here is that you wrap each part individually that is to say wrap fingers individually and then palm, once each of this individual wrapping is done again wrap the whole body with single cloth. Once done put your body in a coffin and enjoy as you been mummified.

I hope this baby steps to create a mummy out of you would be appreciated by all. Awaiting your comments.

Thanks

Nakul

To Be Hanged till Party Ends

Hi Readers,

In our life, we all encounter some sort of people who according to us should not be allowed to live. But I am sure enough that you all would agree that there are some group of people whom we all would say that they should not be allowed to live. These group of People affect to us all whether you belong to any religion, creed, or anything you take up. Well let me tell you whom I am writing about, these are specially known as "Terrorists". Before you all just leave this blog thinking that "this blogger is going to write something patriotic and social serious topic about these anti-social elements or any organisation of such kind", then let me tell you that I am not going to talk a single thing like this. Though you may feel that things are patriotic in nature.

What I am about to tell you guys is a result of group discussion among me and my friends. Well today we came across a very good news that "On 9th Feb 2013, Indian government hanged Afzal Guru, one of the terrorists responsible for Indian Parliament attack in 2001". You can read about it in the news. So, returning to what we all discussed was that when some terrorists are being hanged then there should be a event organized just to show those anti-social organization live telecast of what will be done when you do such anti-social acts. Well the event should be in this way that terrorists should be hanged in a arena in front of millions of audience. The audience is coming in with popcorn and is sitting down with great interest to see this hanging. It should be something like you are going to see a movie or superbowl or any sports event. This should happen twice a month on weekdays, I prefer Wednesdays, so that we all can get national holidays as well.

There should also be lottery system, saying that five lucky winners will be allowed to slap the terrorist that will be hanged just before he/she is hanged. Also, just to avoid any underage viewers we can make it A rated show to be watched by 18+ above on Television and in the arena. Once terrorist is hanged some firecrackers should be fired and then everyone back to their homes. I know that this shows cruelty and is not at all social but when you will think it from point of those families who lost some of their own due to these anti social elements, you will understand the idea behind this blog.


I hope you all may give some more suggestion to make it an interesting thing. Awaiting your replies.

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Nakul

The Talk-iti-vity Theory

Hi Readers,

Well I am pretty sure that you all are familiar with Albert Einstein and his theory on Relativity. Sorry to all physics grads if I spelled this theory wrong. But there is one more theory similar to this one and I am confident that may be some of you know it.The theory is known as “The Talk-iti-vity Theory”. To explain this theory I need to tell you about this friend of ours on whose special behavior we quoted this theory. The character of this story is a girl, the best buddy of Mr. X. So I prefer to call her “Miss Y”.

Miss Y has this bad habit of talking a lot. For some it might be a good habit if they are paid for it. When we all first met, so for first few times we thought that she was trying to explain us something every time  But as time passed then we understood that she has gone mad. So the theory was coined at the time when we got sure that she is quite a lot chatty, well we don't want to remove title of mad, as we are quite sure that she is crack as well. As like other experiment we tested, we decided to test this theory as well so that we can come up with some standard definition as well.

Test No 1:- “The Slow Time”

Its quite observational that when Miss Y is talking to someone, the person usually looks towards the watch. Not even once but more than once. This usually happens when we feel like time is moving slowly or we need to catch a bus. We all know that there is no bus at this time for such listeners.

Test No 2:- “The Lost consciousness”

Whenever Miss Y is trying to explain us something, it seems like we lost the few sentences of what she said. Sometimes I usually try to carry out the conversation by using 'Yes/No/Absolutely/hmm..hmm..' such kinds of words. Its good that there is no feedback session after that so I am totally saved. Well we mostly feel need for space at such time. Sometimes listeners have reported that they are unaware of what happened in the time when Miss Y was speaking as they lost their state of consciousness.

After going through above test results we decided to give two definition to this theory but in general both are part of single theory named as "The Talk-iti-vity theory".

First theory says time slows down and consciousness is lost when person starts talking and there is a need for space at such time. So this Phenomenon is termed as “The General Talk-iti-vity Theory”.

Second Theory states that though time slows down for some, for others time is usually lost at the same point and therefore, it is called as “The Special Talk-iti-vity Theory”.

I hope you all like this theory and send in your comments and ideas as well.

Thanks

Nakul

A Lifetime Warranty

Hi Readers,

As you all are well aware of the fact that nothing in this world is permanent but some unexpected things happen at times when we don't realize their sole existence. Well those few lines are good but crap. Lets get back to story. This is about Mr. X, a true story indeed. One day he went to market and bought a Deodorant of a new company. I am not gonna tell you that Deodorant's name was “FOGG”.

I cannot explain you all the featured stuff of this deo but Mr. X liked it. It smelled like alcohol, for first few times it was confusing but later we thought Mr. X has become alcoholic but after a lot of smell-marathon or smell-a-thon(Bingo new word), we came to conclusion it was that deo. I am not a chemistry student but I have this idea that the company plans to burn down the person. But I think its a good way to supply alcohol though it is a brilliant criminal business idea. Duly noted this idea in case I had to become a criminal.

Well the most important feature of this deoderant is that it never ends. If you don't believe me then do a self test and buy it if it is available in your country or you can order online. I feel that it is magical as I am unable to see any end date on that or any best before "_" days warning. Its been almost 6 months may be more but its still usable. The bottle always seems filled. I think if we shake it really well, a genie might come out of it.

Mr. X feels that its the only thing of his 20's age that he can show to his kids. I even think that his kids can show it to their kids and may be this thing is declared as a ancestral legacy in his family. It can also happen that if we all are extinct like dinosaurs and some new age humans dig our bodies out then they could find this deo still usable. I am kind of believing this stuff that it comes with a Lifetime warranty or to be more precise Everlasting Warranty.

I hope you all buy it and reply me with the test results after few months but more I hope that this company pays me for the special advertisement. I even wish to receive your comments and suggestions.

Thanks

Nakul

Newton's Ass Theory

Hi Readers,

I have this friend Mr. X, well I am pretty sure you have heard of him, he is one on whose real-life incident I wrote up in a blog “The Old Man Experiment”. So, he has this Question on Physics every time therefore he always asks me these Physics related theory. Though I have pointed out too many times that I work in IT field but I have little bit knowledge on every stuff.

So, one day he came up with this no girlfriend related issues to me and asked me that why is that girl not liking me since I like her very much. Well I said that if you like someone then it doesn't mean that they should like you. Its self decision to make. So he just said to me that but “Mr. Netwon told that 'to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction', so why is this not working here”. Well who can tell him that Newton did not give a rats ass for some like,love or feeling issues, he was concerned with Physics.

In the same way one day Mr. X went to watch a movie but he came house early and I was shocked to see him as his eyes were blackened, it seemed he got in a fight with someone. With great concern, I asked him that what happened to him, so he started telling me that “ I was standing in the Queue and I was standing at single place from half an hour, so I got pissed off as no one was moving forward so, I just pushed the public standing ahead of me. They didn't react for first few times but suddenly they started shouting and fighting with me”. So I asked him why you were pushing others to move forward so, he came up with this Newton's theory again that Newton said that “when a thing is in rest then if it is applied with force it is set in motion until some other force stops it”. Oh man, he is gone mad how many times I need to explain him that Newton didn't think of Public Queues, he thought for Physics. But to make him shut up his mouth I told him that “When you applied force, crowds Kinetic energy transformed to Potential Energy and that introduced tension in the crowd and they kicked your ass”.

I am pretty sure you got confused by above theory of mine, well I am confused till today that what I meant but Mr. X is quite happy about it this theory. He asked me what theory is this so I just told him its “Newton's Ass Theory”. He had not done any search on internet till now regarding this. Even he thinks that Newton is alive till today. God knows that how much lie I have to tell him so, that he talks less.

I hope you all like this theory and approve it. I would be awaiting for your comments.

Thanks

Nakul

Sleeper Creeper

Hi Readers,

I am quite sure that many of you might be fond of magical and fantasy worlds. Quite a handful Hollywood movies have been made on such a topic but let’s not discuss this hollywood stuff right here. I have always thought of this that we ourselves live in a world which is full of mystery and fantasy. I am sure you all might have heard of sightings of UFO, BigFoot and Loch Ness Monster. If you want to know about them you can use search engines of your choice as I am not going to do publicity for Google. Well those stories are available everywhere on the internet but here you will know about a new magical world.

There is a world of Sleeper Creepers. You might have this question in mind that where these creatures are and where they live. So let me assure you that they are not creatures or any living organism and, they live with us. The only thing is we don't know about them or you can say they don't want us to know about them. You may ask this since we live with them how we are not able to see them, are they invisible to our eyes? Yes this is a good question but no they are not invisible to our eyes. We can see them but they don't respond to us. They are only active when we sleep and if we wake up act inactive.

Still I know you all are thinking that whom I am talking about. So, let me not make it suspense and tell you that I am talking about the "things around you". I understand that it is still not clear to you that whom I am talking about. So let me explain you a bit more and what I meant by things. Things are anything that is created by men from spoons to pen, chairs to airplanes, books to computers, anything around us which is non-living to us. What I imagine about them is that these things wake up when we are sleeping. May be that is why the stories of kids always have a monster in closet. May be if you believe in sleeper creepers then you can say that these are not monsters but are sleeper creepers.

You might have heard ghost stories as well and people saying that they saw things moving and changing their place. But they call it ghost did it. I am not sure whether it is a ghost or not but I can say that these sleeper creepers are moving and when we see them they just hide themselves. They are really good actors and till now I don't think you would have noticed that they have life. But I am sure that after reading this your perception towards them would change for sure.

I hope you like the story and send in your reviews and comments.

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Nakul

 

The Old Man Experiment

Hi Readers,

Mostly it happens to IT industry people that they become lazy. Lazy in the sense that they loose desire to be active as it usually happens in old age. Well this happened with my friend and I assure you that the group of incidents which I am going to tell you here are very real but for sake of confidentiality I will keep my friends name a secret and we will call him “Mr. X”. It was not a easy task for me and my bunch of other Friends to prove this hypothesis that “Mr. X is an old man with a age of 60+ for sure”. So as I honour the works of Sir Issac Newton, and as Newton said "to prove any hypothesis you should prove it three times and if the result is same, the hypothesis is proved correct”. Therefore, we decided to prove this hypothesis in 3 separate experiments none of whose scenario or circumstances will be created by us, it should be naturally occurring. Only role we played was to notice them happening and collecting the result.

Experiment No.1:- This Experiment is called as “The Being Lazy Experiment”.

As it happened one day that we said to Mr. X that lets Plan for some movie or may be a trip to some place outside the city. We just gave him options so to know that who all are in for the plan. So Mr. X reacts by saying no to everything that we put as an option in front of him. The final words that came out of his mouth were I don't wanna go Out. Really he was not going what the hell has happened to him he is grown old or what. Oh My My thats the first proof we got, he has "Become Lazy".

Experiment No.2:- This Experiment is called as “The Big Brother Experiment”.

One day Me and Mr. X went out for dinner at some restuarent. The waiter came to us. Let me tell you the age of waiter, he was about 45+. I should tell you this that the waiters age has a significance in this experiment. Well getting back to story, so while receiving the orders separately from each one of us, waiter turns to Mr. X and says him “So Big Brother what would you like to have”. Oh god "Big Brother" that too by a old aged person proved our hypothesis correct for second time.

We waited for a long time to get this 3^rd experimental proof but I am the lucky one among my friends to see the result of this 3^rd experiment in front of my eyes. This happened today on this epic date of “3^rd Feb 2013”. I hope this day will one day be marked as "Old Age Day".

Experiment No.3:- This Experiment shall be called as “The Seat”

Today I, Mr. X and 1 other friend were returning from market and we were travelling by a bus. So, what happened was that few people got up from from the seat and Mr. X went and sat on it. Well friends I would take this opportunity to thank God at this point of time. The next thing that happens is I pay attention to something written above the seat and there you go it was “Reserved for Old Aged People”. Oh this is the third proof.

Holy Lord this is True he is first of his kind “ The old Man” . Well in this way we conclude this “The Old Man Experiment”.

I hope you guys like this Original Story and I wish to receive your comments and thought on this.

Thanks

Nakul

Anger Control : You Piss me off

Hi Readers,

We all have feelings and sometimes we really get angry and in such circumstance we do somethings which we regret later on. I have this few tips for my readers to control their anger. This is what I mostly do. Grab a piece of stick and just start hitting the person who makes you angry. Well this is what I usually imagine if someone is annoying me but reality is quite different. We will get back to this thing later on.

First of all the basic thing is ignore the person annoying you and just say to yourself "The person is a ass (you can use various other slang instead of ass)". From here on lets call him "Assole" (Don't mind the spelling mistake, its there because this is public blog so any age viewer can read). So this ignoring can be achieved by listening to music, if you are thinking how then here is what I meant "use a earphone/headphone" and play some music, in such a way you will ignore the sayings of "Assole". If for some reason you are not able to ignore then just think something else and don't listen to what the "Assole" is saying. This usually works well if you are thinking of your best memory. I warn you that if you think of your breakups with your past girlfriends then this will work like a catalyst and make you angry even more. So do follow this rule with care, its solely your responsibility.

Usually we encounter some Assoles who just don't leave following you and there is no way to say "go to hell". If there is some way then just say "Go to Hell" and say it in such a way that the "Assole" asks you the direction. If there is no way and you are just frustrated then there is only one and one thing to do. If you are a weaker in strength than "Assole" then in such a case you just need to imagine that if you hit  "Assole" consider a slap only and in response "Assole" kicks you really hard and beats you like a dog then you will lose few teeth, a eye blackened and other severe wounds. In case you are quite a body builer and powerful than "Assole" then I have never seen a bigger "Assole" than you. Up till now you should have kicked the persons ass and instead you are reading this.

Well I hope you all enjoyed it. Please ignore the slang and I ensure you that you will not enjoy this topic. The topic of anger discussed here is mostly frustration related and don't think that I am giving you free "Anger Management" session. I hope to receive your views and comments to make it more interesting discussion.

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Nakul

Zombie-mania

Hi Readers,

I have seen a lot of movies on Zombies most of them are funny in nature. But this is not to make fun of someone who is dead. I have wondered how it would make me feel if I am a zombie. Well if you think you don't want to be a zombie then really think hard because after I tell you what are the privileges of being a zombie then don't rush to me with your comments that "tell us how to be one". Well I assure you I am not writing blogs on "How to be a Zombie". For that I trust you to Google and I am sure of it some noble soul might have written on that.

So Just Click the link as it contains the search result on "How to be a Zombie".

Well if you have been the only zombie in the world then you would be most popular, might be so popular that your name would be written on "Hollywood Walk of Fame". May be Hollywood had been named after you as "Zombiewood". Up till now no Zombie has been named properly except Frankenstein who was nearly a zombie but kind of different as he was medically treated. I think most of the zombies would agree with me that they don't need a doctor. They are mostly non-vegetarian with nothing special in a diet but they prefer human hand mostly left.

Zombies are quite shy in nature as they don't speak much, whenever you ask them anything they will respond to you politely and only say "ARRRRRR" in a much heavy voice. We never let them complete their sentence as they usually kill us or we kill them. They are nearly immortal, I said nearly because they can only be killed by hitting in the head that too with a gun as preferred by Mr. Jesse Eisenberg in the movie "Zombieland" and also I have this theory that if they have eaten all humans then they can die because of hunger.

Zombies have this good sense of "bloody" fashion. Torn cloths is kind of modern fashion to all of us and a little of blood everywhere on the body is what they have in choice. They always do a slow zombie walk to show their style and design of cloths. There is only one problem of being a zombie and that is you can never participate in athletics. Well there is still more stuff to write on Zombies but I don't want to steal someones fame.

I hope all zombies will reply to this post and I hope you like it.

Thanks
Nakul

The Karan Johar Diaries

Hi Readers,

I wonder sometimes that how Indian directors lack creativity but mostly some lack gender. You know whom I am talking about but this post is not to discuss that although someday this topic may gain some importance and needs our attention. By the way lets get back to main motive of ours. I am not sure that how many of you have ever watched the TV show "The Vampire Diaries" and but I am sure you might have watched the movie "Student of the Year". I know we all did a mistake by watching this movie but god is seeing us and he will take the revenge for it from Karan Johar. Oh my bad, God already took revenge.

Well the thing is that this movie is a great copy of this tv show. Let me tell you some points from this tv show and you decide the rest. The story goes like this there is one lead actor take him as "A" who love the lead actress "B" and "B" loves "A" as well. Now there is a entry of one another lead actor "C" who is better then "A". He has some things to achieve but he has this good friendship with "B" (the actress).  Now he tries to bring "A" and "B" together but is in love with "B". At last "B" goes with "C" and "A" is all alone. But the rest is still to come as the tv show is not over.

So what Karan and team decided steal the idea and since tv show is not complete we will give some Indian ending of brotherly love and the rest is a crap. The only original idea in the movie is from mighty brains of Karan Johar and that is to introduce a "gay" role which is performed by Rishi Kapoor. Since we all know Karan Johar has this idea in most of his films but really Mr. Rishi Kapoor you gonna do such kinds of shit now, learn something from Ranbir.

Even though I have such a bad review for film, the hotness of the movie lies only and only with "Alia Bhatt". I don't know about others but I watched this movie because of her.

I hope you liked this content and will like to receive your comments.

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Nakul

Superheroes :The Fashion Within

Hi Readers,

Being a anime fan, its my sole responsibility to write something upon cartoons but since there are so many of them that we cannot discuss on them right now, so may be later but for now I have this agenda in hand to write upon Superheroes: The guardians of our life from criminal masterminds. All these superheroes were sketched to show differences between good and evil and to promote the saying "Good always wins over evil" but that is a real piece of shit which we don't care. The only thing matters here is there power and muscle. Not to mention that their names are even more spectacular and makes a reader fully aware of what this superhero is capable of. Some of these superheroes have been categorized below as per their sense of fashion-
1- Green Lantern: due to his well built up green dress with dark green pattern around, a mask on face(sometimes) and a small but powerful ring
2- Iron Man: due to his iron dress which fits him perfectly.
3- Spider Man: Well this dress is bit amazing due to his big eye design thats a spidy-look.

Well the most baddest sense of fashion is explained below. These superheroes are of same level so no need to rate them.

Most of you might have heard of Superman (The Man of Steel) and the most famous joke on him-
"Who is the man who wears underwear after wearing pants?
 Answer is Super man :D

he is super fast so he forgot to wear underwear first :D"

Well let me assure you that he is not the only one who wears underwear after wearing pants. For instance if you check Batman in his cartoons(anime) you will find that even he did the same. Well May be batman thinks that no one notices him in the dark so its not a problem. Not only Batman but if you take his sidekick hero "Robin" then you would notice that he even forgot to wear Pants. Well Robin here is a thing its too cold in the night go get some pants don't be such a show off. This underwear problems is noticeable in some of the Superhero characters. I think that his shows their fans that these heroes are so ready to save you that they forget to wear underwear before wearing pants.

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Nakul

LHC vs My Mind

Hi Readers,

Here is somthing interesting but scientific in nature moreover its my thinking again. Most of you might have heard of a Scientific experiment going on in Geneva,Switzerland where a bunch of freaky scientists have gathered to work on a Machine named as LHC (large hydron collider). Well before I write somthing let me explain you what I heard about this machine when this machine when the experiments were about to start. Scientists have designed it to collide two electron particles with speed of light to create a big bang kind of scenario and gather information about God Particles and other blah blahs. Well I also heard that they plan to find out cure for various diseases like cancer. I don't know whats going on with that but though I wish them luck.

But what made me think hard was that how can they plan to find cures when they are not available in our world. So here is what I thought that may be when two electrons will collide to form a big bang and later on creating a universe since that is how scientists say universe got created. So being created in a lab at a very micro level they might create a different time space for this universe. Let me give you a better example to show what I mean. Lets say for us we have a universe which is created by big bang and now we are here in 2013. For normal humans the smallest thing is an atom. Now once if you consider that a similar small universe is created where humans again come into existence they will also have a smallest known thing as atom. Now if you take it ata mathematical level where if you take a ratio of size of our atom to their atom and our universe to their then similarly you need to take a ratio of our time with respect to their time. So what I meant is that in our 24 hrs time these small universe being may encounter 1000 years time. So, Then it is quite possible for us to be in year 2013 when these small universe beings are in some 31^st century and therefore they might have a cure for such diseases.

I also feel that if this a true thing then we all might be a part of such an experiment of universe created by some human beings who tested big bang in lab like we are doing in Geneva. Well this is all my thought may be information given above are solely wrong but thats what I created and may be I did not explain you all well enough. I hope my readers will give some reply on this.

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Nakul

DREAM

Hi Readers,

Today I decided to write somthing about one of the interesting topic “DREAM”. Well its nothing to do with some sort of technolgy, its just for to increase limits of your thinking. I invite you all to think and comment somthing useful on this topic.

Yesterday I had a chat with my friend on this so called word of “DREAM” and his perspective influnced to provide some of my ideas as well. So here is what my friend said to me “Nakul I think that when we go to sleep then we wake up in a different universe where we follow that life”. I feel he might be completely right on his point. I used “might” because even scientists have less idea regarding “DREAM” so any one who says what dream is might be right in his perspective. But here is what I think “ May be when we sleep our brain just shows us possible combinations of small random stuff that we encountered in our past and form it a scene which I would like to call as dream video. Its like our brain has a video library from where it picked up some small clips and cut them in pieces and edit them togeather to form new video.

Sometimes when we wake up we just forget what we dreamt last night but sometimes we do have a little idea of what we say in our dream. Sometimes it also happens with us that we feel Déjà vu.

For those who have no idea whatsoever that this dejavu means let me tell you about it .. its a feeling that sometimes makes you wonder that you already faced this incident or this happened to you before. So coming back to what I think regarding dreams relation to dejavu is that may be these “video clip dream” are what that create first vision of somthing and when a similar case happens we say “DEJAVU”.

Well to summarize the above things I can say when we sleep then to keep itself in active mode our brain creates various activities; one of which is going through these past incidents and grouping them togeather to just form a new incident or scenario which may or may not occur and if it occurs its dejavu. But may be thats all I think, and I still think my friend is correct but you never know this untill anything is proved for sure.

I would surely like to get response on this topic from my readers to see what they think. Hope you like this thought process.

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Nakul

The Blog Name

Hi Readers,

Quite frankly blog's are easy to create thanks to Google but here is a thing Mr. Google its quite hard to think of an address. Can you please make this an easier task?

Let me tell you why I feel so. This is because I thought a lot for this blog's name but it was not easy for me to get one when there is a message " Sorry this blog is not available". Most of the time I wrote same name to see whether its a temporary error or not but no luck. At last I had to choose "inakul.blogspot.com".

Well I hope this blog will give you a inside of my thoughts. Please don't mind my words if you are mistakenly hurt. Also readers are invited to comment on any blog I write.

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Nakul