Showing posts with label Life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Life. Show all posts

Friday, March 8, 2013

The 3 Letters of Charlie

Hi Readers,

[Continued From.... Charlie's will]

Lawyer opened Charlie's first letter to read in front of audience. Lawyer spoke “Charlie wanted to apologies to you all for not being with you for rest of your life. He also apologized for hurting anyone of you in any way”. Tears were in every eye. Lawyer continued “He wanted his friends and family to know that he will miss them the most.” Lawyer ended reading the letter, wrapped it and gave it to Charlie’s family.

Once the funeral was over and everyone returned to their home, Charlie’s friend Ron opened his letter to read what was written in it. “Hi Ron, I know I will not be there at your birthday and most of the other important moments of your life and that is why I am giving you the gift that you would like very much. It is my father’s pocket watch that you always wanted. I know you might be wondering that how I came to know about the watch but I don't have any answer to that.”

Charlie’s ex-wife was on her way to home in car but she decided to read the letter on the way itself. The letter said “My love I waited for you for so long that today I am not there with you to share this. I still wished that you could have understood me five years back that I did not cheat on you and there was no woman in my life other than you. May be you are thinking that I am just trying to give you an explanation for my lie. The woman whom you saw with me was the event organizer for the surprise marriage anniversary party and you miss understood me but I don't blame you for that as you loved me and can not see with anyone else.”

She continued reading “You still might be thinking that how can I just let you go if I have not cheated on you, well my love the answer is simple that I loved you so much that I can do anything to see you happy and I knew at that time five years back that you were in pain thinking of I had cheated and if you remember that when we had a quarrel during which you told me that you would be happy if I gave you a divorce. It was all I did for you. Now I am not there but by telling you I just want you to know that I still love you and will continue to do that afterlife”. She had tears in her eyes but she cannot do a thing as there will be no Charlie in her life.

These three posts... The Last Day of Charlie, Charlie's Will and The 3 Letters of Charlie are my personal writing and if by any chance their name corresponds to any real life character then I apologies for that. Before I complete my post let me sum up the message spread all over these three stories-

1- Do something for poor and needy
2- Love you family
3- Care for them who take care of you.
4- Share every thing with your friend except your pain as he is aware of it and the only reason he won't talk about it is because he knows that your pain would increase.
5- Don't wait for too long to ask or share something with your friend as it may get late.
6- Love is build on trust and belief and is like a bridge where these two things are to be maintained by both sides.
7- Love someone like you love your life and let them remain happy at what they love or like the most even though it hurts you.

If you like my post you can share these stories and comment as well.

Thanks
Nakul

Charlie's Will

Hi Readers,

[Continued From.... The Last Day of Charlie]

Charlie laughed and replied “You are still the same, no change whatsoever, still you talk so much”. Samantha giggled and said “ You still remember those days”. “Hmm, I do how can I forget the only best days of my life” said Charlie. “Nevertheless, how are you and your wife” said Samantha. Charlie replied “She left me”. Samantha replied shockingly “Again, you won't change Charlie. Well it was good to talk to you Charlie, I have got some work to do may be we can talk later”. “Hmm, ok sure, just one last thing ..... I love you so Much and I am sorry if I hurt you” replied Charlie. Samantha said “Same here, see you bye”.

Charlie was keeping the phone aside when he felt on the ground. Nurse saw him and panicked and called in the doctor. Doctor hurried and checked Charlie's pulse. Doctor said “Oh my god, there is no pulse”. The rest was confirmed by what doctor meant, Charlie was gone, he was dead. Charlie's family was called in to take the body. After finishing formalities of the hospital the body was handed over to them the next day of Charlie's death.

A funeral ceremony was organised and most of Charlie's friends and relative were called in for it. Charlie's body was buried in ground and then his lawyer asked in to every one to stay behind for Charlie's will reading. Lawyer started reading the clauses in Charlie's will one after another. Lawyer said “Clause one: Charlie left a Gold Pocket watch for his friend Ron as his birthday present. Charlie has also asked me to give this letter to you Mr. Ron and he asked me to tell you to read it alone”.

Lawyer then started reading again from where he had stopped. Lawyer said “Second Clause: Charlie has left behind 1 million dollars for his ex-wife. I would request you to come forward Mrs. Samantha and accept the cheque on his behalf”. Samantha started walked towards the podium in confusion. She stepped towards the Lawyer and asked him “ I think I am not the one for whom Charlie asked you to leave so much of money”. Lawyer replied “Yes sure he did and here is the letter he asked me to give to you”.

Lawyer continued paying attention to Charlie's will. Lawyer spoke “ Third Clause: Charlie has asked to sell his property excluding his home which he asks to be given to his family. Whatever amount of money is collected from selling his property, it should be divided in three halves; one half should be given to the funds of the hospital where he spent his last days. The second half should be given to his family and the third half to be given to his trust for poor. Well that is it from Charlie's will”. Every one got up from their seat but lawyer continued “sorry ladies and gentlemen but can you all please be seated for a while. There is a letter he wanted me to read to you all”.

[More Continued in .... The 3 Letters of Charlie]

Thanks
Nakul

The Last Day of Charlie


Hi Readers,

Charlie's heart was pumping heavily, he inhaled and exhaled air more quickly than a healthy person. He pressed the alarm button to call in the nurse. Nurse rushed in with a doctor behind her. Doctor shouted impatiently “Quickly give an oxygen mask”. Nurse immediately got one mask and put it over Charlie's face. All were in panic for about half an hour. Once the environment got a little easy and Charlie's breath became normal, he removed his mask and called in the nurse. “Nurse can you please do me a favor" asked Charlie. Nurse replied “Yes sure. What can I do for you?”. Charlie said “Can you please arrange a horse ride for me”. Nurse replied in confusion ”A horse ride ? You are joking right”. “No I am serious” said Charlie. Nurse said “well in that case let me ask from doctor but can you tell me why you need a horse?”.

Charlie paused for a minute thinking of what his father said once “Remember son, you should treat horse as a friend of yours and that way you can ride a horse with confidence”. Charlie responded to nurse “Well its my favorite animal” and laughed. Nurse was confused but she laughed in support. After five minutes nurse said “Charlie I had called doctor and he said the horse ride can be arranged by tomorrow morning”. “Ok that seems fine by me but I need one more favor can you please do that for me” said Charlie. “Yes please tell me” replied nurse. Charlie asked “Can you give me a phone? I need to make some phone calls”. Nurse acted quickly and bought a phone for Charlie and said “It is almost 10 o'clock in the night Charlie, better you have your calls quickly and go to bed soon”. Charlie looked towards her with pain and tears in his eyes, but diverted back to making phone calls.

He made his first call to his friend Ron. Ron picked the phone. Charlie said “Hi Ron, Its me Charlie, long time no talk man. Any how I called you up so late, I am sorry for that but I wanted to wish you a very Happy Birthday. So, Now you can go back to sleep”. After Charlie finished his sentence, he cancelled his call without hearing any response from Ron. Ron's wife asked “Who was it? “. Ron replied “It was my friend Charlie, but it seemed he was little confused and seemed in despair”. Ron's wife said “confused and despair?”. Ron told “Yes confused because he said 'we didn't have talk for long time' though we talked a week back and he wished me happy birthday although he knows my birthday is coming after 3 months and after that he cancelled the call without listening what I had to say. May be I will call him tomorrow to know the confusion”.

Charlie dialed his second call to his ex-wife Samantha. Samantha picked up his call “Hi Samantha here. May I know who is this speaking”. “Hi Sam, Its me Charlie”said Charlie. Samantha replied happily “Hi Charlie, how are you? We are talking almost after 5 years after our divorce. How have you been?”.

[Story Continued in ..... Chalie's will]

Thanks
Nakul

Thursday, February 28, 2013

You kidding.... Thats not me


Hi Readers,

“Hey Nakul, yesterday I saw you with a girl,” said my friend, I had this proud smile on my face thinking that its good he thinks I am with some girl, but soon it disappeared when he said “and the girl was not good looking at all”. All friends laughed and I was feeling like someone shot me but I had to say something so I said “Dude you kidding.... Thats not me may be you say someone else looking similar to me”.

I am not really sure that how many of you do this but this is what I usually say when I am involved in such a troublesome situation. Blame that to your doppelgangers that is the best thing. Well I don't know how many of your friends try to kick your asses in different ways but that is what happens in my friends group where we target a person each day for such a special treatment. The most unusual thing is if someone supported you, that means its your lucky day. Quite frankly I never understood why my friends don't see me with a hot girl, there is always some ugly girl.

Other than this there are most situation that I don't claim of me being myself. This situation is when my teenage pics are revealed to my friends, well this is totally my mistake, I misplace them. SO if they get it they say “Hey dude who is this freaky person, is it you”, I had to respond saying “Thats not me, its someone else”. My friends said “Who someone, this has to go on Facebook its you I am sure”, I said “Are you a cop or something, its my brother”. Well Its better that my teenage photoes never match with me and that is why my friends believe it otherwise it is a kill me situation.

So the motive behind all of the above blah blah crap is that “Never accept of you being you when you sense the situation is going to make you feel like a joker”. I accept that most of it is not going to make a sense but I had to write something to make you understand the whole point. I hope to receive your comments and like. If you wish you can share this as well.

Thanks
Nakul

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Money and Mentality


Hi Readers,

I always had this question in my mind but today I really feel like asking it. I have never understood this thing that why we all feel cravings for money? I am quite sure you would say that its an idiotic question but let me tell you it is not. This thought came to my mind after a very recent incident. Well I cannot discuss the incident in detail but I would let you know a summary on it so to make you understand the fairness of the question. So the incident is like "I had to do some collection of money from a group of people and so I went to their desk and asked for the amount of money but their reaction was like I had shot them and they seemed quite surprised".

I can totally understand that reaction when I have not given them sufficient time but here this was not the case. So as far as I am concerned I am not wrong on any perspective. The most irritating thing is when everyone is asking silly question and provide such irritating suggestion for a very less amount which even a poor guy can pay. Well as far as suggestions are concerned, I feel like saying to them that why don’t you come forth and take this responsibility and follow your hectic suggestion.

I have always thought that we have many other things to give priority in life other than money and these things are as below-

1-      Family and Friends (Live for them)
2-      Chocolates (Fight for them), as far as I am concerned I will fight you for any sweet.
3-      Anime shows and Video Games (Love them)
4-      Magic, Movies, and Music (Always have Time for them)
5-      Sleep (Whenever you get time)
6-      Work (Until and unless It is not going to kill you and will not stop you from doing above 5)

I thought of adding Studies and Reading books but I don’t like doing it, I feel sleepy when doing reading stuff so no point of that. I hope you all are not interested in money like a crazy person. Always keep this in your mind feel like Bill Gates at every point even you have no money, just try not to spend like him. Its all about how you feel.

I hope you all like my post and please comment if you have anything in mind to add in.

Thanks
Nakul

Sunday, February 24, 2013

The Cellphone Man


Hi Readers,

I have been wondering these days that we all people are so much indulged in our little plaything called as “Mobile phone” that we don't even pay attention to our surrounding. Well this post is on Mr. X though it applies to us all. So, as I told you that Mr. X loves his laptop very much, in similar way he is addicted to his mobile phone. Well he is so much involved in his mobile phone that he won't listen to any of the chat going on in our little social group. So I have decided to initiate a hiring process for his replacement. You can send in your nomination in the post comment section.

So jokes apart. Mr. X has been warned by many of us that please avoid use of mobile phone when you are with us but he won't pay attention to us. Therefore, I came up with this name for him “The Cellphone Man”. The question here is how can we call him a cellphone man, so there are few symptoms we came across in the cellphone man which can be listed as below-
  • Uses mobile phones at lunch, dinner and at any place or time of stomach filling.
  • Talks on mobile phones while walking on road at most of the time and is unaware of his surrounding.
  • Uses Facebook on mobile phones more times than on PC.
  • Uses wats-app every time, and gets internet recharge only to use wats-app.
  • Will pay all mobile phone bills on time even missing out any electricity bill payments.
  • Gets commented and warned on not using mobile phones by people who don't know him at places where there is no restriction on use of mobile phones.
  • Most important part is that misses out any updates on friends during social chat. Only responds with “hmm... hmm...” every time.

I would advise you all to look around yourself and check whether or not you are surrounded by such “Cellphone man”. May be you are yourself a “Cellphone man”. There are more things in life than a cellphone or internet so please think and act beyond that 4 inch screen of your mobile phone.

I hope you are not such a person. Awaiting your comments and may be you can add some more points in the symptom list.

Thanks
Nakul

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Me, You and All


Hi Readers,

Before I start writing something in this post, let me clarify that whatever I am going to write here might have some weight for me at the very moment but I am sure that it will be a blah blah at other time for me. It often happens in life that people face certain moments in life that makes them aware of some life altering facts and truth which may be for their own or for someone else. Well I am also like you so I have this feeling as well. But the problem here is I may not be correct.

Well it happens sometimes I feel sad about my own problems and sometimes for others also. Now I don't feel like writing on this topic since all those feelings are now gone. But still I would let you all know my thoughts a little. There is a dialogue in the Bollywood movie “Om Shanti Om” which I don't remember word by word but that is a very true dialogue. The dialogue goes something like this “Our life is like a movie at the end it all ends well and if doesn't end well then its not the end”. Most of the problems just go means they just vanish if you just take an initiative. You might say that what type of initiative or what the hell is this to do with problems. Well problems or moments of pain or sorrow are like villains in the movie, when the actor attempts to take care of them by himself, he wins. So its exactly like that the only thing required is to try to overcome those sorrow. I can assure you if you are really trying, you will win for sure but it might take time so be patient.

Well mostly I haven't taken any initiative to suppress those sorrow or problematic feelings of mine but still for some cases I did and it was a success. Well I have observed for myself that I try to compete with everyone whom I may or may not know but still I compete them mentally. Mentally in the sense that its not physically seen by others, its only in my mind and heart. Well I fail many times and therefore I create my own sorrowful days. There is also a lack in this “Competition attitude” that I don't compete when it should be done in actual rather it happens at times when there should not be any point of it. This is my personal observation and I am not a therapists to tell these. But I would surely take in your suggestions on the solution you may think of for this issue.

Here you go as I told you my observation of my problem, I declare it here that I would like you all to come forward and share your feeling and problems. May be for these problems I or may be anyone can have a solution.

So please comment and share your issues. I would try to get some solution for your problems. These problems can be in any nature not necessarily on life but on any topic. Lets open our mind.

Thanks
Nakul

Monday, February 18, 2013

Stealing Ideas


Hi Readers,

Mr. X is a fan of novel, stories and other books. So we usually visit book stores and therefore this story is about the books. Well I always feel boring when I had to visit a book store and I feel tired when I even pick up a book. This is what I think most of us would claim. Though I have a friend who claims that when he is not able to sleep he opens a book and as soon as he starts reading he falls asleep. I am not sure how much truthful he is. So this time when I visited the book store, I felt like stealing ideas from novel to write my own book.

So I decided to steal some ideas from Philosophical section and therefore I picked up some books. Well its quite tough to understand them. This section was completely alien for me. So, I just left it. Better luck next time for philosophy.  Then I moved to Romantic section, what surprised me the most was that all books were on love story or either on break up story that too with a love agenda. All novels in this section are nearly same, cannot do much about that. So I picked up a single book to just check it out but this is what happened “Oh that is a nice story, but wait its a movie story, what was the title again, crap its 'PS I Love You'”. Here is what my stats say, 30-40% books had a movie story. These stats are prepared by checking only first 10 books at random order.

No animal love books in romantic section. So after looking here and there I got books on animals and that too National Geographic books. Well I can watch TV for that. Then came mythological section, this section is holy and stealing from gods is not a great idea so I left it. Moving ahead I went to this fiction and non-fiction section, all books were mixed in such a way that even no one can guess whether its fictional or non fictional. Suddenly I felt that the place got really crowded in this section, well 60% of total people in book store are found in this section.

You know what I think the best section in the whole book store is? Its the magazine section, but even here the problem is that there were no playboy magazines, I planned to steal some different idea here. So I declared it a rough day, stealing ideas is too hard. I did a go through of this complete book store within half an hour and Mr. X was still searching for the book and it felt like he is searching soul-mate for two hours.

I hope you liked my unsuccessful stealing of ideas and I hope to receive your comments.

Thanks
Nakul

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

The Silent Buzzzz


Hi Readers,

If we pay attention to our surrounding we always hear some tone or a new musical rhythm  Well nature has always been a powerful musician and but there are these sounds which we often here if we pay attention to it. Right now if you just pay attention to your wall clock you will surely hear the ticking sound, don't tell me you can not hear if you have a electronic wall clock. Now if you try not to listen it, it will not be possible for you to do that unless you listen or do something more attentive. Other than this there are more sounds you can hear the one coming from your ceiling fan's blade cutting the air.

I have mostly noticed in traffic jams that there is always some rhythm created by blowing horns. Well these sounds are for matter created by man made objects and are not part of naturally occurring sounds. But many creatures are there even in your home or near surroundings which make a very sweet sound and there are some who disturb a lot. If you have ever heard the sounds made by bees, its a buzz sound, the same sound is made by mosquitoes flying over your ear when you sleep.

Not only mosquitoes, but often in nights I have paid attention to a chirping sound made by an insect called cricket. you can hear its sound at Cricket Chirping sound.

I am sure its quite disturbing to you all as well. I call these sounds as “ The Silent Buzzzzz”. I call it this way because these can only be hard when everything is quite or silent except these sounds and you pay attention to it. Well I wrote a few lines on them, you can use it as a rap song or think it as a poem even.

I could hear a sound
coming from nearby bound
its really buzzy
its driving me crazy
i can not sleep
its very creep
i heard that clock ticking
its really freaking
the fan made a sound like “fuzz”
i would call all this “the silent buzz”

I hope you all like this. My apologies if I don't use above words meaningfully and rythmically. Awaiting your comments.

Thanks
Nakul

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

The Super Lappy

Hi Readers,

Sometimes in life we have this feeling that a particular stuff we have is kind of finest and best among all of its kind. Well I hope you all remember Mr. X. This story is of Mr. X and his laptop. Mr. X loved his laptop very much. He loved it so much that he always gave his dislike expression to others laptop and would not miss any chance of advertising his laptop. Why should not he do that as his laptop was working for past 4 years without any hardware or software issues. It was like a best buddy of Mr. X and he presumed it to be "The Super Lappy".

Well this super laptop was the pride for Mr. X and so he used to protect its keys with a keygaurd and if by mistake any one removed it then the person has to suffer the rage of Mr. X. But now this friendship of Mr. X and his laptop was broken last night as his laptop showed a “Time-Of-Day-Clock-Stopped” Error. Since Mr. X is a software engineer, his soul did not allow him to leave his lovable laptop lie untested and unchecked by him. He opened its hardware like a doctor opening a patients heart and starting a surgery even knowing that he may fail. He tried to search the ways over internet to save his laptop but he wasn't successful  All he came to know was that every one is giving solution over the internet without understanding the question.

At last he decided to stop this open hardware surgery of his laptop. We all friends asked Mr. X about what is he going to do with his laptop. So he said “Since his laptop was not touched in its entire lifetime by any hardware/software technician so it will not be touched this time”. Its 4-0 streak continued and will end with its selling. Mr. X wishes to give a full on military type ending ceremony to his laptop.

We all feel proud of Mr. X's laptop as it was the only known laptop with 4-0 streak in present world.
I hope to receive your comments which will surely be shared with Mr. X.

Thanks
Nakul

Saturday, February 9, 2013

To Be Hanged till Party Ends

Hi Readers,

In our life, we all encounter some sort of people who according to us should not be allowed to live. But I am sure enough that you all would agree that there are some group of people whom we all would say that they should not be allowed to live. These group of People affect to us all whether you belong to any religion, creed, or anything you take up. Well let me tell you whom I am writing about, these are specially known as "Terrorists". Before you all just leave this blog thinking that "this blogger is going to write something patriotic and social serious topic about these anti-social elements or any organisation of such kind", then let me tell you that I am not going to talk a single thing like this. Though you may feel that things are patriotic in nature.

What I am about to tell you guys is a result of group discussion among me and my friends. Well today we came across a very good news that "On 9th Feb 2013, Indian government hanged Afzal Guru, one of the terrorists responsible for Indian Parliament attack in 2001". You can read about it in the news. So, returning to what we all discussed was that when some terrorists are being hanged then there should be a event organized just to show those anti-social organization live telecast of what will be done when you do such anti-social acts. Well the event should be in this way that terrorists should be hanged in a arena in front of millions of audience. The audience is coming in with popcorn and is sitting down with great interest to see this hanging. It should be something like you are going to see a movie or superbowl or any sports event. This should happen twice a month on weekdays, I prefer Wednesdays, so that we all can get national holidays as well.

There should also be lottery system, saying that five lucky winners will be allowed to slap the terrorist that will be hanged just before he/she is hanged. Also, just to avoid any underage viewers we can make it A rated show to be watched by 18+ above on Television and in the arena. Once terrorist is hanged some firecrackers should be fired and then everyone back to their homes. I know that this shows cruelty and is not at all social but when you will think it from point of those families who lost some of their own due to these anti social elements, you will understand the idea behind this blog.


I hope you all may give some more suggestion to make it an interesting thing. Awaiting your replies.

Thanks
Nakul

Thursday, February 7, 2013

The Talk-iti-vity Theory

Hi Readers,

Well I am pretty sure that you all are familiar with Albert Einstein and his theory on Relativity. Sorry to all physics grads if I spelled this theory wrong. But there is one more theory similar to this one and I am confident that may be some of you know it.The theory is known as “The Talk-iti-vity Theory”. To explain this theory I need to tell you about this friend of ours on whose special behavior we quoted this theory. The character of this story is a girl, the best buddy of Mr. X. So I prefer to call her “Miss Y”.

Miss Y has this bad habit of talking a lot. For some it might be a good habit if they are paid for it. When we all first met, so for first few times we thought that she was trying to explain us something every time  But as time passed then we understood that she has gone mad. So the theory was coined at the time when we got sure that she is quite a lot chatty, well we don't want to remove title of mad, as we are quite sure that she is crack as well. As like other experiment we tested, we decided to test this theory as well so that we can come up with some standard definition as well.

Test No 1:- “The Slow Time”

Its quite observational that when Miss Y is talking to someone, the person usually looks towards the watch. Not even once but more than once. This usually happens when we feel like time is moving slowly or we need to catch a bus. We all know that there is no bus at this time for such listeners.

Test No 2:- “The Lost consciousness”

Whenever Miss Y is trying to explain us something, it seems like we lost the few sentences of what she said. Sometimes I usually try to carry out the conversation by using 'Yes/No/Absolutely/hmm..hmm..' such kinds of words. Its good that there is no feedback session after that so I am totally saved. Well we mostly feel need for space at such time. Sometimes listeners have reported that they are unaware of what happened in the time when Miss Y was speaking as they lost their state of consciousness.

After going through above test results we decided to give two definition to this theory but in general both are part of single theory named as "The Talk-iti-vity theory".

First theory says time slows down and consciousness is lost when person starts talking and there is a need for space at such time. So this Phenomenon is termed as “The General Talk-iti-vity Theory”.

Second Theory states that though time slows down for some, for others time is usually lost at the same point and therefore, it is called as “The Special Talk-iti-vity Theory”.

I hope you all like this theory and send in your comments and ideas as well.

Thanks
Nakul


Wednesday, February 6, 2013

A Lifetime Warranty

Hi Readers,

As you all are well aware of the fact that nothing in this world is permanent but some unexpected things happen at times when we don't realize their sole existence. Well those few lines are good but crap. Lets get back to story. This is about Mr. X, a true story indeed. One day he went to market and bought a Deodorant of a new company. I am not gonna tell you that Deodorant's name was “FOGG”.

I cannot explain you all the featured stuff of this deo but Mr. X liked it. It smelled like alcohol, for first few times it was confusing but later we thought Mr. X has become alcoholic but after a lot of smell-marathon or smell-a-thon(Bingo new word), we came to conclusion it was that deo. I am not a chemistry student but I have this idea that the company plans to burn down the person. But I think its a good way to supply alcohol though it is a brilliant criminal business idea. Duly noted this idea in case I had to become a criminal.

Well the most important feature of this deoderant is that it never ends. If you don't believe me then do a self test and buy it if it is available in your country or you can order online. I feel that it is magical as I am unable to see any end date on that or any best before "_" days warning. Its been almost 6 months may be more but its still usable. The bottle always seems filled. I think if we shake it really well, a genie might come out of it.

Mr. X feels that its the only thing of his 20's age that he can show to his kids. I even think that his kids can show it to their kids and may be this thing is declared as a ancestral legacy in his family. It can also happen that if we all are extinct like dinosaurs and some new age humans dig our bodies out then they could find this deo still usable. I am kind of believing this stuff that it comes with a Lifetime warranty or to be more precise Everlasting Warranty.

I hope you all buy it and reply me with the test results after few months but more I hope that this company pays me for the special advertisement. I even wish to receive your comments and suggestions.

Thanks
Nakul

Sunday, February 3, 2013

The Old Man Experiment


Hi Readers,

Mostly it happens to IT industry people that they become lazy. Lazy in the sense that they loose desire to be active as it usually happens in old age. Well this happened with my friend and I assure you that the group of incidents which I am going to tell you here are very real but for sake of confidentiality I will keep my friends name a secret and we will call him “Mr. X”. It was not a easy task for me and my bunch of other Friends to prove this hypothesis that “Mr. X is an old man with a age of 60+ for sure”. So as I honour the works of Sir Issac Newton, and as Newton said "to prove any hypothesis you should prove it three times and if the result is same, the hypothesis is proved correct”. Therefore, we decided to prove this hypothesis in 3 separate experiments none of whose scenario or circumstances will be created by us, it should be naturally occurring. Only role we played was to notice them happening and collecting the result.

Experiment No.1:- This Experiment is called as “The Being Lazy Experiment”.

As it happened one day that we said to Mr. X that lets Plan for some movie or may be a trip to some place outside the city. We just gave him options so to know that who all are in for the plan. So Mr. X reacts by saying no to everything that we put as an option in front of him. The final words that came out of his mouth were I don't wanna go Out. Really he was not going what the hell has happened to him he is grown old or what. Oh My My thats the first proof we got, he has "Become Lazy".

Experiment No.2:- This Experiment is called as “The Big Brother Experiment”.

One day Me and Mr. X went out for dinner at some restuarent. The waiter came to us. Let me tell you the age of waiter, he was about 45+. I should tell you this that the waiters age has a significance in this experiment. Well getting back to story, so while receiving the orders separately from each one of us, waiter turns to Mr. X and says him “So Big Brother what would you like to have”. Oh god "Big Brother" that too by a old aged person proved our hypothesis correct for second time.

We waited for a long time to get this 3rd experimental proof but I am the lucky one among my friends to see the result of this 3rd experiment in front of my eyes. This happened today on this epic date of “3rd Feb 2013”. I hope this day will one day be marked as "Old Age Day".

Experiment No.3:- This Experiment shall be called as “The Seat”

Today I, Mr. X and 1 other friend were returning from market and we were travelling by a bus. So, what happened was that few people got up from from the seat and Mr. X went and sat on it. Well friends I would take this opportunity to thank God at this point of time. The next thing that happens is I pay attention to something written above the seat and there you go it was “Reserved for Old Aged People”. Oh this is the third proof.

Holy Lord this is True he is first of his kind “ The old Man” . Well in this way we conclude this “The Old Man Experiment”.

I hope you guys like this Original Story and I wish to receive your comments and thought on this.

Thanks
Nakul