The Talk-iti-vity Theory

Hi Readers,

Well I am pretty sure that you all are familiar with Albert Einstein and his theory on Relativity. Sorry to all physics grads if I spelled this theory wrong. But there is one more theory similar to this one and I am confident that may be some of you know it.The theory is known as “The Talk-iti-vity Theory”. To explain this theory I need to tell you about this friend of ours on whose special behavior we quoted this theory. The character of this story is a girl, the best buddy of Mr. X. So I prefer to call her “Miss Y”.

Miss Y has this bad habit of talking a lot. For some it might be a good habit if they are paid for it. When we all first met, so for first few times we thought that she was trying to explain us something every time  But as time passed then we understood that she has gone mad. So the theory was coined at the time when we got sure that she is quite a lot chatty, well we don't want to remove title of mad, as we are quite sure that she is crack as well. As like other experiment we tested, we decided to test this theory as well so that we can come up with some standard definition as well.

Test No 1:- “The Slow Time”

Its quite observational that when Miss Y is talking to someone, the person usually looks towards the watch. Not even once but more than once. This usually happens when we feel like time is moving slowly or we need to catch a bus. We all know that there is no bus at this time for such listeners.

Test No 2:- “The Lost consciousness”

Whenever Miss Y is trying to explain us something, it seems like we lost the few sentences of what she said. Sometimes I usually try to carry out the conversation by using 'Yes/No/Absolutely/hmm..hmm..' such kinds of words. Its good that there is no feedback session after that so I am totally saved. Well we mostly feel need for space at such time. Sometimes listeners have reported that they are unaware of what happened in the time when Miss Y was speaking as they lost their state of consciousness.

After going through above test results we decided to give two definition to this theory but in general both are part of single theory named as "The Talk-iti-vity theory".

First theory says time slows down and consciousness is lost when person starts talking and there is a need for space at such time. So this Phenomenon is termed as “The General Talk-iti-vity Theory”.

Second Theory states that though time slows down for some, for others time is usually lost at the same point and therefore, it is called as “The Special Talk-iti-vity Theory”.

I hope you all like this theory and send in your comments and ideas as well.

Thanks

Nakul